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- ALKIZA PSEUDA - HOMESTUCK FANTROLL SFW ; NO MINORS

77 Followers 94 Following 67 Posts Joined Sep 2025
5 months ago

Why does everyone have to be so nosey and judgMental?? Always up in My business!

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5 months ago

You're just trying to do soMe weird reverse psychology on Me, unfortunately for you- I aM the best of the best when it coMes to such tactics!!!

But I aM the best in general, like troll Captain Marvel. She is cool and awesoMe. You can be the wiMpy hero Hawkeye, he is very laMe with his stupid bow.

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5 months ago

Mangaka Cyberbro, you are Pentho's and Menius' huMan love child! You ancestors are unlikeable losers and their destinies now within you! It's like a curse but More AWFUL!!!! If I were you, I would want to cull Myself on the spot by that very thought alone!!!!!

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5 months ago

Anyway, he eventually got culled because he "fucked around and found out". Menius always thought he would get away in the end and get the last laugh. But in reality he was only running froM the fate he planted hiMself Many sweeps ago.

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5 months ago

It's a story about a pest naMed Menius, a Mid blood known for disrespecting those higher on the heMospecruM. He was very irritating and escaped being culled like ten tiMes!!! He would ALWAYS rub it in their faces, inflating his Massive bloating ego- sort of like a huMan woMans stoMach. Gross btw.

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5 months ago

Geeez, you're quiet the yapper aren't you?? Don't you know what happens to yappers on Alternia? They get culled for being an annoying sMartass like yourself. Speaking of which... have you heard of "MENIUS THE AWFUL"?

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5 months ago
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> You're not even the MAIN GUY.

> You are the designated ADDING SHIT guy, hiding in the SHADOWS.
> And you like it that way.

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5 months ago

// SHE IS HERE !!! πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

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5 months ago

Oh don't even reMind Me about that. That little lie of yours really Made Me look like a chuMp on the tiMeline! Enough like a chuMp in fact that you huMans think you can tell Me any ol lie and I'll believe it!!

One had even tried to convince Me he was an AI. Yeah right!! Can you believe that???

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5 months ago

[ >Alkiza: Be relieved ]

[ Phew- you're thankful the prankster had taken your word on the topic of relationships! In all honesty, your RED and ASH quadrants are currently VACANT. Your last Kismesissitude got rather.. complicated in nature. You do not wish to think about it, it only makes you sad. ]

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5 months ago

// Tucks you in.

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5 months ago

// Zoro is making Alkizas Moirail an account πŸ˜‹

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5 months ago

Also Pentho is very Much real, perhaps not in their universe... but he is in Mine! Even My Moirail would tell you the saMe!

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5 months ago

!!!

Hahah! Oh you!!

That's because I rejected theM all...! No More line! They are siMply not on My level. Only two had Managed to Make it into My quadrants, and I'M currently still with My long tiMe Moirail. We are as pale as we can be! <>

She will always have MY back and I will always have hers.

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5 months ago

[ You are honestly a little heated at the moment, you haven't felt this mad since... no you will not go there- You do not want to think about it. For now, focus on beating this smart ass. ]

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5 months ago

Arhhh!!! I did not ask that!

This is all a butch of bullshit you're Making up to try and trick Me. I will not be the fool, I aM the one who fools you!! If you are Kasparov's worst nightMare then I aM his sleep paralysis deMon!!! You Might be the black baabeast, but I was raised by a carnivore!

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5 months ago

I'M definitely going to agree with you on this one. Here on Alternia, if you are called a Pentho- they're basically telling you to just kill yourself.

I for one wouldn't have to worry because everyone wants to be in My quadrants!!! I will never be a Pentho! Never ever!!!

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5 months ago

Ugh. Fine. Don't be My friend!!! I have SO Many friends I don't even know what to DO with them. Though, I know you'll eventually regret it and feel guilty later on anyway.

I will be sMirking and say "I told you so!" as you plead on the ground for forgiveness!!!! Will I forgive? I don't know yet!!!

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5 months ago

// forgot her gloves what whatEVER

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5 months ago
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// doodle

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6 months ago

I didn't Make you do no such thing, that was all your idea. Way to go for blaMing it all on Me! I bet you don't even have any proof, you're just trying to Make Me look bad.

So mean by the way, and here I thought we could've been friends!

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6 months ago
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[ Geez, this guy is really starting to annoy you. Maybe you should give him the idea to apologize... ]

[ > Alkiza: Use ability ]

[ You activate your mind ability and attempt to use it on the annoying cyber pest.

. . .

Wait... what? Why- Why can't you- ]

What the actual fuck!!!

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6 months ago

Ew. Stop saying such gross things!!

It's gross!!!

Maybe if you were an AI this conversation would be More tolerable and less awful to read as a whole. I've seen literal oinkbeasts with better Manners then you!

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6 months ago

!!!!!

[ You are frowning deeply as β€œMangaka Cyberbro” apparently β€œshakes his butt”. Perhaps even catch off guard. ]

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6 months ago

That’s soMething Pentho would say.

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

Ugh! Maybe I was siMply entertaining hiM? Did you ever think about that??? Probably not, because you give me Major Pentho vibes.

Anyway, you’re underestimating me and I can’t help but find that insulting. So rude!

Didn’t you see what I did to the crabby troll? I literally Made a clown out of hiM!!

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6 months ago

Too bad for you, because only I will be doing the fucking around here!!

!!!

[ You cover your mouth upon realizing what you had said… Oh Jegus. You giggle slightly before correcting yourself. ]

Haha… not in that way of course!!!!

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6 months ago

Hey! I aM not illiterate- I Must’ve struck a nerve for you to insult Me so boldly.

Well, I will not be ragebaited!!

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6 months ago

I aM not reading all of that.
I’M happy for you though, or sorry that happened.

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