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celebrating women’s day by having my boyfriend make me a sandwich

(well actually he bought it, but it was also from marty’s, famously a woman-owned shop!)

there is a local man ingraining himself in the twin cities political scene who pops up on my feeds now because people repost him and his face pisses me off so much. we went to college together and he did me so goddamn dirty that i haven’t gotten over it a decade later. he is not to be trusted.

South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

going to london next month. with the current state of the world, what could possibly go wrong?

i’ve really been enjoying weird facebook slop recently! whomst is that supposed to be again, ai-generated image?

seriously tho, cheapest drinks in the metro for some reason

at my favorite twin cities bar (the whole foods at selby & snelling)

i’m not a detractor of junk tv, i just think that maybe um there’s a time and a place

don’t worry everyone! my favorite local twitter dumbass has opinions about both Iran & Emily in Paris in quick succession

wow i just saw chappell roan did a trigger warning for a snake on a post she had and that’s the first time i’ve ever seen that as someone whose biggest fear is um, snakes. appreciated!

my boyfriend is really the GOAT of gifting to his friends because he usually just has an extra axe that he made laying around at any moment’s notice

wheeeeeee!

screenshot from the twin peaks pilot of dale cooper saying “diane, 11:30am, Feb 24th. entering the town of twin peaks” into a recording device while driving a car

happy twin peaks day to all that celebrate

the freezing rain while i’m driving into work doesn’t seem like a particularly good omen for the rest of the day

lobster thermindor, broccolini, & some orzo

of course

this was the northeast one so while the garage is covered, i certainly don’t think it’s heated

it is 14 degrees out and there is a man wearing flip-flops in this lunds & byerly’s

lots of snl/kids in the hall cameos if you’re into that kinda stuff. i laughed out loud more than i have at any movie in awhile. kirsten dunst is so underrated as a comedic actor honestly, she did this the same year as drop dead gorgeous (and the virgin suicides…that’s range right there)

movie poster for dick (1999)

if anyone needs a light-hearted movie recommendation, i watched this the other day & loved it. two ditzy teenage girls in 70s DC became entangled in the watergate scandal & nixon’s downfall. Michelle Williams & Kirsten Dunst are national treasures.

i will die defending faux-upscale chains. signed, a former outback steakhouse waitress

yay morgan!

a screenshot from google maps of a sick chevy silverado parked on the street

when my dad passed, i got his 2001 chevy silverado. it wasn’t in great condition but we got it running for a few more years before it needed to be junked. i cried like a baby when it finally couldn’t drive anymore. the other day i looked up my place on google maps and viola! it lives on online!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIXED FEELINGS?

nothing better than finding a song that scratches an itch™️ and putting it on repeat

I’m just a Minneapolitan, standing in front of a country, asking them to stop platforming our mayor for swearing on tv about ICE and then doing nothing substantive while antagonizing city council members that are

nothing could’ve prepared me for finding my (estranged) paternal grandfather’s YouTube account

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