Marilyn

Life hack

Next time you go on vacation, either buy a perfume or a good smelling skincare/bodycare product. You'll use it on vacation and when you get home and use it, you'll always recall that vacation.

I've done this 3x now accidentally and it's the best.

My little barfy idiot. I can expect a mess in the morning. Whee.

Is jiffy corn bread bad for cats?

Asking for one four legged dingbat in my household.

She ate approximately 3 pieces 🫠

Today, one of my older nephews chose to get baptized. I bought a Bible and a bookmark for him to congratulate him. He's a good little egg.

I bathed Piggy (she's having some skin issues) and put her in a fresh sweater.

I then deep cleaned the bathroom.

And all the laundry has been washed. Whew.

I took an entire college course on "women and witchcraft"

Looooved it.

I agree. I live with a penguin.

EXACTLY

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

I am so fucking hot. It's constant. Perimenopause is KILLING me. And he's coooold 🫠

Spencer made me turn the heat on. Our home was 69 degrees. He's a weenie.

I bet you use this gif 10x a year. I love it.

That's what we're watching up to!!!!

I'm glad other folks separate from their spouse for germ safety. People act like I'm weird for doing that! I think it's smart

I recommend everyone watch "King of the Hill" in its entirety. We're on season 8 or something and I just howl at the Dale episodes.

OMG I love the tiny condiments

I always steal them lol

😸 you're connected!

🤣

We're going out to have Mexican tonight and I just think more people should enjoy Mexican food. Mexican food is proof God loves humans.

Sometimes, I just want to sniff the book and feel the pages. I was a crazy librarian in my previous life. I'm sure of it.

Yes!!! I'm always stressed when it gets messed up timing I'll be held responsible

In the last week, both of my grocery deliveries have been missing items. It's irritating because it affects meal planning and it normally takes me a few hours to go "wait, where's the...." and then i have to report it and hope the grocery app doesn't think I'm a liar. Ugh

My client believes he is hungry, therefore, he is hungry. Feed the cat.

She is not ashamed.

HELLO I AM MONTHS AWAY FROM 40
I AM IN ACTIVE PERIMENOPAUSE

WHY THE F DO I STILL GET ZITS

DOES IT NEVER END?

at least in my teens, I was skinny. F.

Does anyone else's mom buy things they like but then give it to you to repaint it?

This happens at least 1x a year with my mom. On the left, the original ornament. It's cute, but she wanted it to have a red nose.

To the right, my 1 min red acrylic paint fix. She'll be unbelievably proud of this.

No I'm fine today. Just mildly mortified

No--i think it was the alcohol volume in the wine vs the amount of wine i drank. I only had 3 glasses but I got soused

BUT HOW lmao

THIS IS PERFECT I LOVE IT

Oh my god.

I had the neighbors over for visiting and charcuterie.

They brought Italian wine. We drank like 3 bottles (including some bottles of ours)

I somehow got hammered. I have no memory of going to bed, washing my face, taking my medicine, etc. I'm MORTIFIED