Velma

Conversation with Nico this morning:

Nico: "Daddy is a big person and Nico is a little person."

Me: "Who else is big?"

Nico: "Mommy and glammy and grandpa and a big tree."

Me: "Who else is little?"

Nico: "Just Nico."

YouTube video by maisie Little Joe Song - Podcast About List

The little Joe song from Pod About List is my favorite thing ever and no one in my lofe understands why

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Can always tell when my wife got into the trail mix cause all the m&ms are missing but all the raisins are intact

He's the best

For the Costco heads out there I simply cannot recommend the nongshim udon bowls enough. unreal.

The couple next to me in this Costco food court is watching tiktoks to decide which sundae to get

look i'm not a prude but i am uneasy about the fact that the most visible kind of reading that happens today is just jorking it

Chainsaw Man: The Reddit Arc

"the noon witch"? "the water goblin"? "the cunning little vixen"? my shit, unfortunately.

one thing i've learned during my forays into classical music is that if something is called, like, "the fairy queen," i'm gonna eat it up

can't decide if my next move should be law school or clown college

crazy how the entire world is just covered in a thick metaphysical sludge

Philadelphia come thru

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

if you sext with an LLM they should put you on a list

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been listening to the classical music station for like a month and i've already become a snob who scoffs whenever they play movie soundtrack music

Can't believe this is a real guy's name. Seems like the punchline to a joke that goes "what do they call modest mouse in Russia?"

I'm always saying this

This is genuine secret police shit

Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated' The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.

My god.

“Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’”

i've only vibe coded once in my life and it was to write a script to download every episode of cum town to my hard drive

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

oat milk is the most overrated of the fake milks

The sutter home mini bottle four pack has gotta be the absolute funniest configuration for selling wine

Yeah I'm cranking my hog. My mental hog. By reading a good book. :)

nah the new Android phones have built-in call screening for this now

boy am I glad my son was born before they let RFK loose in the vaccine policy shop

Don’t be the activist equivalent of the anonymous Republican electeds who complain about Trump off the record to news reporters. You gotta put your name and face next to your opposition or everyone knows what it’s worth when the chips are down: nothing

We've lost herd immunity in parts of the country because no one gets vaccines. You are legally required to mourn some racist twerp because they said so. I love living in Republican America.

It's so cool that we let conservatives be in charge and they just immediately destroyed everything. Inflation's up. No one can get a job. Government can kidnap you off the street at any moment. Free speech just completely gone (for real this time).

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