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@dykehalfbaked.bsky.social

Idk I’m just here man

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US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked

14.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7640    πŸ” 2885    πŸ’¬ 595    πŸ“Œ 533
Senator Marsha Blackburn tweets: "We're going to build a big, beautiful Golden Dome."

Senator Marsha Blackburn tweets: "We're going to build a big, beautiful Golden Dome."

Am I crazy or did we just have a convo about how we can't fund cancer research?

23.05.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 30099    πŸ” 5250    πŸ’¬ 1034    πŸ“Œ 255

It’s β€œsnitching” to report that someone literally planted an explosive in your car??????????

The plot been lost fr bc HOW?????????

23.05.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 210    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 22

New year and new outlook
Approaching situations and people differently in 2025. My mental health is coming first.

05.01.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My lips…and tits contribution 😈#skeetsafterdark #betweentheskeets

05.01.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 4
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DraftKings Users Can Now Buy Better Odds Via Subscription DraftKings' new Sportsbook+ subscription service will increase member odds for the biggest, longest parlays, which are best for company margins.

DraftKings has launched a new $20 a month subscription service that β€œwill give members increased odds on the types of bets that are most profitable for the company”

04.01.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 723    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 793

Good Evening,

There’s been cases of people becoming pregnant after having hysterectomies.

Ok bye

18.12.2024 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman wearing hoop earrings and a necklace with a bravo logo on her shirt ALT: a woman wearing hoop earrings and a necklace with a bravo logo on her shirt

Again, the hit dogs…
Do they realize how Alcoholic they sound? Idk… find out on the next Dragonball Z

18.12.2024 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a yellow dress and hoop earrings is on bravo television ALT: a woman wearing a yellow dress and hoop earrings is on bravo television

Y’all talk about drinking A Lot……..

18.12.2024 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 33

Unpopular opinion, alcohol is terrible asf and overrated. And getting drunk just make you look a mess

18.12.2024 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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Pepsi will ALWAYS be disgusting to me.

I ALSO hate that bars don’t tell you, β€œWe have Pepsi” when I’m ordering a henny and Coke.

Once I take that first sip……I’m ready to

19.12.2024 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
18.12.2024 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve been needing to start this series for years now, lol

18.12.2024 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

As an ex Drake-fan, I feel like this is his karma for disadamnppointing me πŸ’•

18.12.2024 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to realize that if you weren't alive when Tupac was you shouldn't be following me😩

19.12.2024 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 15

Good morning to everyone except people who think mangoes are nasty.

19.12.2024 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 200    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 18
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anyways… i had a blast treating myself to steak + margs last night πŸ₯°

14.12.2024 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 15

Just so everyone is clear … β€œbroke” does not and will never refer to people who are dealing with or battling debilitating diseases, experiencing an industry ridden with lay offs, or some other external factor and clearly not at all what I meant by my post. Glad most saw that though.

13.12.2024 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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i need my hair to grow back like tomorrow k, thanks!

13.12.2024 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

one thing i’m an unapologetic narc about is closing the boarding door. LET’S GO.

13.12.2024 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We can’t get cool ass cars we gotta get childhood sketches on wheels with the owner not being a threat to our national security but also a douche.

13.12.2024 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

NO CHEATING your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist

12.12.2024 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Americans Spend More Years Sick Than Rest of World, Study Finds Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows.

"Even as Americans live longer, they spend more of their years in poor health than any other country, a new study shows."

11.12.2024 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16898    πŸ” 4146    πŸ’¬ 675    πŸ“Œ 354

Mfs who love coffee need to start loving mints. Bold ass breath.

12.12.2024 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1542    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 48