Andrea Robertson

We're channelling her for our next dance project!

Trump's property in Dubai has been blown up by Iran with a missile.

"So Mr Trump, what was it that first attracted you to the country with the third largest oil reserves in the world?"

I remember Farage moaning about 'family voting' when Labour won a by-election in Oldham (I think) back in 2015-16. He does it whenever brown people are voting for something.

If Nigel Farage is angry about voter fraud, wait until he hears about the millions of pounds Arron Banks paid Cambridge Analytica to influence the Leave EU campaign, fronted by *checks notes*

Nigel Farage…

It feels so good to not get a sinking feeling from an election result!
(I'm getting some reiki this morning).

Once I got the relationship between Piece Hall and the church I got my bearings.
It's many years since I was last there, but my dad's mum was born there around 1872.

BREAKING: A wonderful speech from Green Party's Hannah Spencer after winning the Gorton and Denton by-election.

Congratulations!

Gorton and Denton by-election result: GRN: 40.7% (+27.5) REF: 28.7% (+14.7) LAB: 25.4% (-25.3) CON: 1.9% (-6.0) LDEM: 1.8% (-2.1) Green GAIN from Labour.

Expect weeks of "family voting" rhetoric from Reform. They're out of the gates on it already.

It mustn't be allowed to wash because look at the scale of that win.

Tactical voting has obviously played a massive part.

Gorton and Denton rejected Reform and its hateful agenda.

My nephew and his father both attended St John's, and 10 years ago my nephew was married there.
Lovely memory.

Voters in Gorton and Denton can take a FREE personality test today. Simply go into a polling booth and if you find yourself voting for Matt Goodwin, you'll know you're a twat.

After last week was somewhat full on (back tooth out, car repairs, 200 mile evening drive from repair garage down to Derbyshire for my cousin's funeral the next day, then back north the day after) it was SO good to spend 2 sessions yesterday working on dance performances with my friends.

My younger daughter always stated that her niece was the best contraceptive ever!

"Dear Diary,
Had a lovely trip to The Maldives. Lots of sun bathing, drinking, sight-seeing, lounging on the beach and a few minutes pretending to be outraged that I couldn't go to the Chagos Islands"

Nigel Farage has his own private bodyguards paid for by you, while he was an MEP he claimed £10,000 a DAY for his security.

It won't be in his expenses, so we need to know WHO is being paid, and HOW much.

Can anyone find out?

My cat every morning!
I don't have a dog these days but yes, sums it up perfectly.

People in Clacton are calling Nigel Farage:

Nigel Mirage.

● Typical cost of a Business Class flight to Maldives is £3,100 - £3,200+ return

● 2 of those minimum so £6,400+

● Accommodation minimum of £250-£350 per night. Farage demands finer things in life though so can exceed £1,000

● Gross household average salary Gorton & Denton £653 per week

Someone asked me "Is Capitalism evil?"

Lets look at the facts, does the system allow evil?
It does.

Does it reward evil?
Very definately it does, it encourages it.

Does it punish evil?
Almost never.

So it is evil.

Hear hear!

Donald Trump is placing a 15% Global Tariff on all goods to the USA, which will be paid by American citizens.

I remind them, you literally had a Revolution because you didn't want to pay a tax on tea.

Here I am having a holiday while lying about the government stopping me going to the Chagos Islands, where nobody can go without a permit. Still, who needs facts when your followers are thick and gullible?

Working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It's on the way!!! President DJT

Healthcare in Greenland is publicly funded, free at the point of use, and despite geographical challenges considered very good.

Healthcare costs in the USA are extortionate and responsible for 60% of all US bankruptcies.

So maybe Denmark should be sending hospital ships the other way.

I think the England rugby squad need to have a stern word with themselves!

These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.

*one voice altered to disguise identity

Yes, we only have 8 MPs so we can’t have a Shadow Cabinet, but please remember that my supporters are far too thick to know about things like that.

I can't tell you how upsetting it is that Rupert Lowe has stolen my idea of building a political party on the cult worship of one rich, privately educated charlatan who pretends to give a shit about ordinary people.

Scotland’s Story

Nigel Farage says 1 million people in Britain don’t speak English. The Census says otherwise.

The number of people across these islands who do not speak English is around 190,000.

Yet again, Farage is caught lying.

I love a Bloody Mary!

A none too flattering image of me ready to head out to the pub (4 doors down) for a vampire birthday party. Fangs are fitted, black lace veil is attached. Double chin looking magnificent! 😂

I don't go out in the evening so often these days, but when I do...