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Thank you!

28.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spread the word about this collection and maybe we can finally see the second half of the series! All the scripts are written, and they build to a big, big, BIG climax that I was really excited to work on and I'm hoping people get a chance to read someday.

28.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I should probably buy this.

28.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REMINDER: My new comic BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS #1 is in comics stores now! Please buy it and read it and like it!

12.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Does The Dirty Dozen count as a dad movie, or is it just an amazingly cool movie?

Same question for Kelly's Heroes.

26.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That horn is very exciting!

24.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That must be some real sexy toilet paper...

20.02.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always liked the movie ABE LINCOLN IN ILLINOIS starring Raymond Massey. The Spielberg LINCOLN is fine, as well. The first covers his youth and the second his presidency. Double feature!

17.02.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch out, Fox News doesn't know what a joke is.

12.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REMINDER: My new comic BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS #1 is in comics stores now! Please buy it and read it and like it!

12.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

12.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Barbarian Behind Bars - Mad Cave Studios Mad Cave Studios is proud to present BARBARIAN BEHIND BARSβ€”a five-issue prison-action-fantasy miniseries that throws high adventure and hard time into the same cell. From writer Elliott Kalan (Maniac ...

TODAY IN COMICS STORES! Andrea Mutti and I present BARBARIAN BEHIND BARS #1 from @madcavestudios.com! A hero from another world lands on earth -- and gets thrown in the slammer! What's an overworked public defender to do? High fantasy meets b-movie pulp! Violence! madcavestudios.com/series/barba...

11.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Accurate!

09.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disney Villains Deluxe Graphic Novels & Mystery Bag Four Dastardly Villains - Cruella, Hades, Scar, and Maleficent - Deliver Incredible Deluxe Graphic Novels For Your Disney Collection!

I once wrote a VERY silly HADES miniseries (based on the Disney villain/Greek god of the same name). Now it's part of a Kickstarter campaign to get the Deluxe Graphic Treatment. Don't miss your chance for the goofiest Deluxe Graphic Novel you might ever see! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dyn...

02.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! That's incredible company to be in!

31.01.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And SECOND, my friend @andybeckerman.bsky.social had me on his show Beginnings!

30.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Writer and Daily Show alum Elliott Kalan on the secret to writing great jokes : Bullseye with Jesse Thorn Elliot Kalan has been the head writer onΒ The Daily Show with Jon StewartΒ and theΒ Mystery Science Theater 3000Β reboot. Now he’s written a book about joke writing. It’s calledΒ Joke Farming: How to Write...

Nothing is more important right now than standing up to our government and standing with its victims. THAT BEING SAID, if you need a break, I have two podcast interviews for you. FIRST: my good buddy @jessethorn.bsky.social had me on his show @bullseye.maximumfun.org! www.npr.org/2026/01/30/n...

30.01.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's such a good movie that kids don't even need me to tell them how good it is to know how good it is.

26.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we did, Stuart would fly into a homicidal rage.

16.01.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come see us at SF Sketchfest on 1/25!
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15.01.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but that's just the character our gecko was playing in the video. His actual name is Blob.

05.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now you tell me!

05.01.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

29.12.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, very much so

29.12.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that I'm sill writing HARLEY QUINN, each and every month from @dc.com! Come for the violence-based fun, stay for the violence-based friendship!

28.12.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I will be. I apologize if that's not the answer you wanted!

28.12.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My younger son was watching "Home Alone 2" yesterday, and when Tim Curry came onscreen, I had to make sure he knew that he played the bad guy in "Annie" and King Chicken on "Duckman". Of the two he's only seen "Annie", but someday...

28.12.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for reading it!

18.12.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you savored it!

15.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finding out about this set is the most exciting thing that's happened to me today.

10.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0