famous

absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.

My partner was like “don’t worry, the 2008 crash is coming for all these people.”

Saw The Devil Wears Prada for the first time yesterday. Loved seeing all the early-aughts fashion and makeup but everything else about the movie pissed me off so bad lol.

“doing your best” huh?

The word “warm” does to me what the word “moist” allegedly does to so many.

Imagine if someone only supported ICE bc they assumed the agents were skinny and well-read.

Professionalism is so not the point.

Idk, seems like the ICE agents are actually pretty qualified for what they’ve been asked to do.

Not defending anyone here but dunking on something for not having chapters is um. Parochial.

actually a lot of cool books don’t have chapters

Idk I kinda like that part. The previous sentence is incoherent though.

My beautiful racehorse Konica Minolta hates me and wants me dead.

Be My Victim, Charlie Brown

Two Siberian cats curled up in an armchair. Left cat is bigger, with Siamese coloring, and right cat is smaller, with blue-gray tabby coloring.

The cats are having what we call “best friends chair time” (to the tune of Good Day, Sunshine) whilst executing a pose called “spooning the shrimp.”

they would have been saying the r word constantly lmao

I’m a PhD dropout, and there are a lot of reasons for that, but litigious student bullshit is definitely one of them.

I’m a dumbass but I just realized that these probably go in your ears, not your nostrils

don’t talk about “snore-blocking sleepbuds” like it’s a thing

I love googling a food while I’m eating it. Teach me about the health benefits of cinnamon while I eat this oatmeal.

New Eddie Pepitone special is the white hot catharsis of peeing with a UTI—burning, yet cleansing.

anyway if there was any justice he would never book anything again. open mics for eternity.

Especially in an industry that’s all about connections and whether you’re a “good hang” or not—sexual harassment is a great tool to make sure women get shut out.

Not reskeeting that stupid New Yorker piece but how come we never talk about how CK’s actions damaged the industry as a whole? Or how men in general use sexual harassment to weed out their female competitors?

I think it’s partly due to the nerd tendency to insist “actually the silly pop culture I’m obsessed with is very serious and you will treat it as such.”

I only ever saw Season 1 of Stranger Things. I found it mean-spirited and lacking the charm of the ‘80s media it tries to emulate. Has all the components to be fun and yet is not fun.

my kingdom for a 3/4 sleeve fitted boat neck tee

*there’s

that’s so many people who I functionally agree with but can’t bring myself to interact with bc they post like God from the Bible