milks

when i get Adam Warlock MVP in competitive

Illustration of a man in samurai armor with cat ears on his helmet trotting along behind a cat on a leash

LOGGING ON

yaoi beavis and butthead

The alchemist's apprentice has an interest in the alchemist. The alchemist, of course, is a reserved, serious and eccentric type who is hard to approach.

Alchemist: I'd like you to try this potion. Apprentice: Sure! (drinks) Alchemist: Full disclosure, it's a truth serum commissioned by the king. Now... I'd like you to tell me your deepest desire. Apprentice: (thinking) My desire is to succeed him as the greatest alchemist in the kingdom. That will show him my ambition! Apprentice: (talking) My desire is to confess my love for you and then (censored) you in the (censored) Pause. Alchemist: Well, that was a complete failure. Back to the drawing board. Probably got the love potion notes mixed up. Apprentice: WAIT!

♂x♂ #BL thread ⬇️

He’s so good and cute baby in The Imperfects 🥰

🏂🐺

Cloud lookin sexy as always

A drawing of a shirtless sexy man looking stupid and sexy and sad like a stupid sexy puppy. It's a black and white drawing against a red background. Across his ample chest, the text reads, "The red flags are big but his tits are bigger."

Making terrible OCs be like

it really is a Jersey remix summer 😔

Molly Gordon in Theater Camp telling a little girl “you are the oldest soul in this room.”

Close-up of the little girl’s stunned face as Molly Gordon says “This is your last life.”

Destiny meeting Moira X

fighting for my fuckibg life inside this post office

He's shy

one of my favorites

Work Emails are Turn Based Combat

Game devs are tired. Writers are tired. Comic book creators are tired. Musicians are tired. Actors are tired. Every industry that produces media you love has been ravaged by a parasitic executive class who want to starve creators to feed some shitcunt's desire for a seventh house

The Immortal learns the hard way not to challenge Omni-Man.
One of September reward.
patreon.com/tevit

Kill Superman this, kill Superman that, when are we going to talk about who can make Superman cum?

oh shit, tyyy

Hey pals! Remember the hit characters I draw? They're from my comic "Hey, I'm Gay!" and today I just launched my very first Kickstarter to print it!!

Go check it out please

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ful...

rigorously writing this down, nodding my head as tho I understand why

ooo FINALLY

Me assuring my homie that we’re going to make it through this

Sexy demon holding a flaming heart on his left hand and a knife covered in black blood on the right. vitamin-art

First character I did for the 3 Emoji challenge I’m doing over on tw*tter!

I am always saying this 😮‍💨

picture of a modified "thin blue line" flag with the blue line replaced by a half orange/half magenta line. the caption reads "The Thin Orange & Magenta Line flag represents Dunkin' Donuts employees and its most dedicated customers"

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Elon musk in front of a space x sign.

Ronald Regan showing the laffer curve.

Science fiction is when you dream of having indentured workers on Mars, fantasy is when you pretend tax cuts on the ultra rich will help the poor.