Jayne with a Y

First few sips were nice… not I’m not sure.

But don’t like to waste it. Assume it will get nicer the more I drink (a bit like some people 🤣🤣🤣)

Opened a bottle of rosè, not sure if I like it.

I’m going to need a second glass aren’t I

Read that as tip of ear, and was quite impressed by how calm you were about it all

Yes the cats!! I have so many in my timeline.🤷🏼‍♀️

If this is local to you, please share and keep an eye out

Veggie chilli made last night. Leek and potato soup made for lunch and a roast cooking for later.

I’m definitely in my cooking era (which possibly won’t last 🤣)

Ah I’m so sorry 😕 x

I’m slightly dehydrated so the only answer is to open the wine a bit early.

I need new running trainers. I’ve decided it’s best to look at cost per wear, than the actual cost

Might start dry January

It’s 4.30pm and still light and we have snow drops in the garden

This is probably the oldest sounding post I’ve ever done. 👵🏻🤣

a man with a beard wearing a suit and tie ALT: a man with a beard wearing a suit and tie

I do miss these ‘fun’ times

Finished a bar of Cadburys crunchie chocolate this morning, just incase you’re wondering how the new year new me bullshit is going

I can hard relate to that

I think too many Mini Eggs is actually a thing

Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited.

There are snacks being eaten…

I hear ya!

*typed whilst cramming mini eggs into my mouth

I know, right.
Why isn’t it Friday, or spring…

It’s only Wednesday.

Why is this THE slowest week EVER?

instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is

I’ve not given mine up yet. But you’re right, the adverts are a pain. And seeing such random crap too.
It used to be so funny.

Fabulous, mine is at the ‘am I about to make a speech or clearing my throat for attention’ stage.
Hardly annoying AT ALL

a woman is wearing a floral top and a necklace and rings . ALT: a woman is wearing a floral top and a necklace and rings .

About to start the ironing.
Sundays are such fun when you’re an adult aren’t they.

Not even 9.30am and the WHOLE day ahead of me to do wholesome Sunday type stuff.

*lies down scrolls insta reels*

Helpfully pointing the way to where you can get more wine I’d say. 🤣

So far this morning this 4 legged tool has barked 1736526 times at absolutely nothing.

I like the fact that no one in my real life is on here (yet) that’s what I miss about the other one 👀
Posting random shit, then suddenly *Aunt Joan is all “oh hi, you ok”

*I don’t have an Aunt Joan

My first Bluesky post….

*tries to think of something funny, fails*