sees 👀 bees 🐝

A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:

Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.

Sorry I disappeared from twitter and then didn’t reappear at here for, uh, like a year. My brain has struggled with how to handle the Horrors

Black and white photo of an orange cat lying on a round pillow, one paw artfully extended to the side.

A gray cat lying on his side, looking up at the camera. There is a rainbow shaped toy on his belly, and he is playing with a string of rainbow letters that spell PRIDE

A gray cat lying on a shark stuffed animal. His paws are extended to the left with his head pillows on them

A fluffy white cat lying down with two twenty sided dice hidden in his fur. The 20 on both dice is facing up.

Some more kitty pics!

Close up of a grey cat with green eyes, his mouth wide open showing sharp white teeth. Slightly blurring in the foreground he has grabbed a colorful string in his paws

Hello from Fleabag too!

Zeus, a fluffy white cat, lays splayed out on the white duvet on a bed. A pillow shaped like a smiling yellow sun is behind him.

Hello from me and Zeus!

RIGHT

Figured out where Zeus was in another room from how loud his snoring is

Poster on a telephone pole reading "WHAT IF A BIG SHARK JUST ATE ALL OF THE TERFS CHOMP CHOMP"

Cat cuddle break ft Zephyr and my aggressive eye bags

Right 😭

Got my Covid booster but WOW the pharmacy was a shitshow! Mine actually went through on my insurance but if you go & they tell you it's not covered (which is happening to a lot of people right now) tell them it's covered by the CDC's Bridge Access Program, it's supposed to be free for everyone

It’s so sad :(

I’ve been thinking about this a lot over the past year tbh

Starting a new social media acct just to complain about how intense work this week has already been. OOF 😟

They both realize they like the challenge they find in each other way more than the excuse (man) they came up with to battle each other

Zeus, a white fluffy cat with blue eyes, stares directly at the camera as he lounges on a pillow.

Hello friends