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A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time:

Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves.
Q: Why are you running away?
Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels.
Q: But you’re foxes!
Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.

27.03.2025 22:21 — 👍 13781    🔁 4926    💬 109    📌 113

Sorry I disappeared from twitter and then didn’t reappear at here for, uh, like a year. My brain has struggled with how to handle the Horrors

27.03.2025 17:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Black and white photo of an orange cat lying on a round pillow, one paw artfully extended to the side.

A gray cat lying on his side, looking up at the camera. There is a rainbow shaped toy on his belly, and he is playing with a string of rainbow letters that spell PRIDE

A gray cat lying on a shark stuffed animal. His paws are extended to the left with his head pillows on them

A fluffy white cat lying down with two twenty sided dice hidden in his fur. The 20 on both dice is facing up.

Some more kitty pics!

27.03.2025 17:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Close up of a grey cat with green eyes, his mouth wide open showing sharp white teeth. Slightly blurring in the foreground he has grabbed a colorful string in his paws

Hello from Fleabag too!

27.03.2025 15:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Zeus, a fluffy white cat, lays splayed out on the white duvet on a bed. A pillow shaped like a smiling yellow sun is behind him.

Hello from me and Zeus!

26.03.2025 12:28 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

RIGHT

29.09.2023 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Figured out where Zeus was in another room from how loud his snoring is

20.09.2023 21:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poster on a telephone pole reading "WHAT IF A BIG SHARK JUST ATE ALL OF THE TERFS CHOMP CHOMP"

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Cat cuddle break ft Zephyr and my aggressive eye bags

20.09.2023 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right 😭

20.09.2023 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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Got my Covid booster but WOW the pharmacy was a shitshow! Mine actually went through on my insurance but if you go & they tell you it's not covered (which is happening to a lot of people right now) tell them it's covered by the CDC's Bridge Access Program, it's supposed to be free for everyone

19.09.2023 01:39 — 👍 118    🔁 80    💬 2    📌 0

It’s so sad :(

19.09.2023 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been thinking about this a lot over the past year tbh

19.09.2023 16:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Starting a new social media acct just to complain about how intense work this week has already been. OOF 😟

19.09.2023 16:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They both realize they like the challenge they find in each other way more than the excuse (man) they came up with to battle each other

19.09.2023 12:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Zeus, a white fluffy cat with blue eyes, stares directly at the camera as he lounges on a pillow.

Hello friends

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