man goes to the barber shop
barber: why the long hair
man goes to the barber shop
barber: why the long hair
"Nice cat. Where did you get it from? The cat store? Haha.."
I actually got it from a farm in town. But thanks for asking and being interested about my life, really appreciate it.
"No worries mate."
Lol
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