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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ she/her ball knower 🦬 colorado buffalo πŸ€ chicago

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we’re so back

09.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀝 welcome to the team

09.03.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

⬇️ stupid asshole ⬇️

09.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jacobi jupe deserved an oscar nod for HAMNET

09.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my draft dodging plans are already settled on account of being an untrustworthy transsexual

09.03.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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reo:

08.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in some spaces those two are the same thing

08.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ–•πŸΌ

08.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
canvas painting i just bought at a thrift store. teal green is split by white with wavy elements throughout. gorgeous!

canvas painting i just bought at a thrift store. teal green is split by white with wavy elements throughout. gorgeous!

it should be illegal that i just got this painting for $23 at a thrift store

08.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œInternational Women’s Day” ending up on the only 23 hour day of the year.

08.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1387    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 10

it really does be like this

08.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no I don’t want to learn how to tuck, that shit scares me

08.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would look really good in leggings if it weren’t for The Thing

08.03.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

and bad for your health! the earlier focus on a single sport, combined with the sheer number of games that kids are often playing now, is adding up to more and more overuse injuries. it’s a huge reason we see so many more serious injuries in the nba now!

08.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was vaguely aware of Dater’s resident asshole status so I’m not sure why I was surprised that he Looks Like That, but I was

08.03.2026 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

watching Saving Sakic and oh my god THAT’S what Dater looks like?

08.03.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

the UofA chant fills me with incandescent rage

08.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of bullshit shots across the board at the moment

08.03.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isaiah Johnson please don’t leave Boulder

08.03.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can blame someone whose job includes knowing the names of the schools, I won’t blame the average person who has no reason to understand the big 8 conference

08.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh buddy

08.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

espn2 PxP just refers to CU as Colorado University, journalism is dead

08.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a really great explainer for why the Times is Like That now and it drills down on an underdiscussed aspect of our modem hellscape: it's all about squashing labor rights

07.03.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i gotta get over there

07.03.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

MIAMI: 31-0. They've done it. They run the regular-season table.

And to top it off, it's the 1,500th win in the history of the school.

And their first in Athens since 2011.

Instant classic. Unforgettable night.

The RedHawks are an NCAA TOURNAMENT LOCK.

07.03.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 312    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

WE MOVE

07.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

miami Redhawks we are ALL behind you

07.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

can’t believe you would dox me like this

07.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if they are healthy when playoffs start I still feel really good about them as a dark horse

07.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shit I’m washed

07.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0