telsie 🦬

I fully believe this lmao

perfect i’m shit too

i gotta get to trans pool night

my pharmacist grandpa was in the Army but didn’t have to go to vietnam

one side ran the family pharmacy business, the other side idk

dawg it was a peanut allergy the whole time???

They're calling her the goat, the greatest to ever do it, the genius of the 21st century, the most vindicated bitch who ever lived, her haters in shambles her doubters in tears she's loosed the faithful lightning of her terrible swift sword, HER TRUTH IS MARCHING ON

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

lol to the part about transitioning because family is so averse to homosexuality. brother if your family isn’t cool with the gays they’re definitely not gonna be cool with you being trans just because it makes you straight now

you could argue the “projected” part is just poor use of language, but the “83% chance” part in particular is absurdly wrong. that’s not how chance works!!

superstar measurables but disastrous meetings with the coaches at the combine

end of may, brother

ticket acquired we’re so back

enterprising trans woman who creates an impossible choice within the mind of a wealthy chaser by promising to let him fuck her if he funds one of her surgeries but it's The Surgery™️

the field museum instagram comments are a crashout goldmine right now

game development is so long now that it was probably already too late at inception

someone probably should’ve told the field museum that pokemon fans and scalpers are insane

lol 4 hours in the queue, then the page failed at the final payment confirmation multiple times before crashing. back in the queue we go ✨

government employees are absolutely betting on this stuff so…

They're force femming Daniel Jones

the appropriate response to that suggestion is to consider whether that’s something you want. it’s not a curse being bestowed upon you

also, yeah, that’s smart. let’s pit feminine gay boys against trans women in the big 26. yeah, that’s good fucking politics. fuck off.

really hope pokemon and the field museum have a plan for the scalpers buying everything on day one. based on my position in this queue i’m probably not going until later this year lol

I’m in the queue for tickets right now 👀

anyone want to go to the pokemon fossil museum exhibition at the field museum this summer

very cool stuff. looking forward to never going back to kansas

yeah people would rather just buy from amazon these days

also did I read that correctly that they gave her an M paper license, then made her come back to give her another identical M paper license?

the funniest snub here is easily texas a&m

“wanna go on a movie date w someone?”

i would gladly do that but beware i will be locked in on the movie

whatever algo they use to generate these needs some work lmao

multiview suggested by my youtubeTV app: “Memory of a Killer • Iowa State at Arizona”

deranged YouTubeTV multiview