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Dale "Assman" Earnhardt

@thorco.bsky.social

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a brother, I'm a sinner and a saint. I will always be blamed

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Posts by Dale "Assman" Earnhardt (@thorco.bsky.social)

Fondly remembering the Obama Drone tweet about how his administration has built this sprawling monster and now all it needed was a benevolent king for it to not get abused. Anyway now to take a big sip of coffee and read today's news

02.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Facebook post about US fighter jets getting shot down by Kuwait by mistake.

Facebook post about US fighter jets getting shot down by Kuwait by mistake.

Can't wait for that mom of the 1st Virginian to die in Iraq to get her vengeance for this disaster when the US bombs Greenland.

02.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

28.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3611    πŸ” 979    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 15
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It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

28.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3899    πŸ” 905    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 22

I hate this country so fucking much

28.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And a lot of them Dems are salty they didn't ask for permission first, WHEN THE PROBLEM IS ATTACKING OTHER SOVEREIGN NATIONS AND KILLING KIDS

28.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope the kids enjoyed the privilege of experiencing FREEDOM β„’ brought to you by Blackrock, Haliburton and a dying pedophile

28.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lost in all this is the police beating the shit out of a blind guy who didn't speak English because they were threatened by his curtain rod walking stick and arresting him for it

26.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If teams owned by Billionaires are going to hold states at gunpoint to pay for their stadiums, then just Nationalize NFL teams and let the states run them.

26.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ericisgood.bsky.social hey look, the Don't Email My Wife garage door became a sentient politician.

21.02.2026 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to take the bougies and shake them until money falls out like sonic rings.

21.02.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, a cherished childhood memory was lost to make room in my brain for that

20.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On January 5, federal goons slammed the head of Isai Santos Caceras of Uniondale into a brick wall. Caceras went unconscious and did not receive medical care until days later.
Caceras has no criminal record and was not resisting.

18.02.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 623    πŸ” 537    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 65
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DOJ Removed Record of Multiple FBI Interviews with Underage Trump Accuser, Epstein Data Shows The FBI spoke at least four times with a woman who credibly accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor, Epstein files show. That document is no longer accessible on the DOJ website.

NEWS: The FBI interviewed an Epstein victim who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was underage not once β€” but at least FOUR times. But the document that shows those additional interviews appears to have been deleted from the DOJ website. substack.com/home/post/p-...

18.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5122    πŸ” 2621    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 193

Hey what's new

17.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want Noah Sewell to succeed as a LB for this reason

16.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're so fucking bad and I can't wait until this whole generation of Dem is *redacted

15.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"better things aren't possible"

14.02.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello fellow agent.

13.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, considering every election of my adult life has been Democrats campaigning and fundraising to belatedly halfassedly fight the things leftists predicted would happen the previous election cycle, I think we can be allowed to doubt.

13.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some poor unpaid intern probably got the idea from a shitty AI prompt

13.02.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds awful, but I can't be bothered to care about a celebrity's mother when we have a gestapo staffed by chuds kidnapping people and a higher society full of pedos and spineless shits that orbited around a king pedo that emailed like he had 7 brain cells

13.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: DOJ moves to drop criminal charges in alleged shovel/broom attack in Minneapolis that led ICE to open fire. "Newly discovered evidence in this matter is materially inconsistent with the allegations in the Complaint Affidavit," prosecutors say. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

12.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2413    πŸ” 784    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 137

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

12.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8329    πŸ” 2545    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 149

you’ll never believe who homered on 8/9/2019

www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CIN/CI...

08.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

You would think it's over wouldn't you

12.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Test this brain for CTE

12.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are seeing why the "DEI is unfair" crowd was saying they were getting passed over for jobs. They're incredibly stupid

12.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

11.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4971    πŸ” 1741    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 87
Creed - My Own Prison (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by CreedVEVO Creed - My Own Prison (Official HD Music Video)

Might I suggest some easy listening youtu.be/iBBqjGd3fHQ?...

11.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0