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What’s the most coherent answer you’ve gotten

Oh well then happy pre-birthday month!!

Birds aside, this is one heck of a yard though. Looks like it’d be nice to just look at even when birdless!

How do I repost this a million times

How did you find the perfect representation of losing your library card

Oh wow I didn’t realize we were friends in high school

Seriously how do they think they’re going to fit 4 metric tons of potstickers into their front seat

How did you accomplish this, I would pay to learn this secret the way middle managers pay for motivational training

They gotta have a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell in there, if they’re not even close to each other I’m gonna scream

You did and it’s ok. Good morning! 🩷

Sadly this is counterproductive as all I can think about now is breathing and I’m worried if I stop thinking about it I’ll die. But worth it to see this dog

I’ve also heard that it’s an echo chamber

Doubtful. Horse sized ducks are some of the most sneaky creatures out there. Case in point: seen any lately?

TIME IS KNIT IN THE ROUND

"Do your own research on vaccines"

ROBERT FUCKING KENNEDY JUNIOR unless you are providing me with the funding and staff to run a THREE PHASE CLINICAL TRIAL on EVERY CHILDHOOD VACCINE I will just follow the advice of the medical experts WHO ALREADY RAN THOSE TRIALS

hello oomfies! i have a swiftie discord server that is open to all swifties! we plan on having movie nights and other events this year 😁 if you would like to join us please let me know

So like… what am I missing here

that's cool just by itself but "sharks are amazing" is one hell of a slide/talk to be giving in Antarctica

ahhh nice, moms are basically just IRL taylor songs, you're in good hands :)

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Oh no :( sorry

The obvious choice for a bad day song: youtu.be/KZeI9I875Ig

I really want to hate this, I do, but I can't

Oh I was INFESTED what a thread

Well. What’s up!? Tell me the wildest thing that’s happened in WWE recently :)

Agreed—although I worry that’s the problem is rarely the scientist, the problem is an academic system that rewards being too busy to take a walk :/ how can we fix this?

Looking pretty girl! Keep killin it

Wow this was a legit multi-hour journey... sorry this is happening but also I think your new career is making t shirts and your first two are "like girl we all have daddy issues stfu" and "I swear on my cats" ❤️

"look at animals. ur pets" Before I finished reading this whole post I thought this was a general suggestion to curl up in bed looking at photos of animals and pets of you got 'em and I wholeheartedly agree with this take

I will be very sad if this is anything other than Elond Mump

To be fair, the brontosaurus is (at least in my generation) an *extremely* popular dinosaur, like it maybe goes trex, velociraptor, triceratops, and then brontosaurus.

So I think it’s less “I learned it” and more… what do you mean my *favorite* dinosaur doesn’t exist anymore?