Tom Jorgensen

The Red Ryderverse

Wicked: For Good (2025)

Keeper - Movie Review - IGN Osgood Perkins’ latest dark trip has a powerful Tatiana Maslany performance and cool aesthetics to thank for keeping Keeper from getting completely lost in the woods.

I loved Gretel and Hansel, I loved Longlegs, I loved The Monkey. I'm very pro Oz.

Keeper broke the streak. Find out how in review:

www.ign.com/articles/kee...

Tatiana's back must still be sore after carrying the entire movie.

YouTube video by IGN "I Don't Want People To Get Tired of Watching Me" | Why Glen Powell Chose To Star in The Running Man

It's @runningmanmovie.com day!

Feels like a good excuse to sit down with *checks notes* GLEN POWELL to dig into why, at a critical point in his leading man journey, Ben Richards was the character he wanted to play next.

I love talking to people who love movies.

#TheRunningMan #HuntHimDown

Chris Chalk's absolutely stealing the show so far as Hallorann, but YIKES, that cemetery finale was the first time I've truly wanted to close my eyes watching the show, and not in the good way.

Read on for more thoughts on #WelcomeToDerry Episode 3 ("Now You See It")

Just realllllly cratered the whole episode for me (which already wasn't exactly firing on all cylinders).

A sacred text.

a man wearing glasses says i can 't know how to hear anymore about tables ALT: a man wearing glasses says i can 't know how to hear anymore about tables

This sounds like a line of dialogue from I Think You Should Leave.

"We'll fix this later"

I was scrolling on my timeline, recognized Hobie's butt and scratcher, and then saw it was you IN THAT ORDER 🤣

Now do Minecraft

The noise I made

For the legions who prefer reading my writing to listening to my writing coming out of my talkhole.

YouTube video by IGN IT: Welcome to Derry: Season Premiere Review

The season premiere of IT: Welcome to Derry suffers some of the issues of Andy Muschietti's previous adaptations, but by and large, it looks like horror fans are in for some good eating in America's worst small town.

My review: youtu.be/cQ5EdQ5K1h4?...

I work Mitchell, and if he says it's a 10, it's a 10.

YouTube video by IGN You're Watching The Blair Witch Project All Wrong!

Seeing as I wasn't on this platform when I first published this..

Despite what you may think, The Blair Witch Project is not about a witch hunting student filmmakers lost in the woods... and it's scariest in the cold light of day.

Here's why:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbUF...

Just got out of a preview of Oz' Perkins new @neon-rated.bsky.social film #Keeper, and it's looking GOOD.

We saw five scenes, about twenty minutes of the movie, all hinting at a psychologically-oppressive, single location horror movie anchored by a very locked-in Tatiana Maslany.

NYYYYYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

So uh how about that Nine Inch Nails soundtrack?

CONTENT MONSTER

This avian bastard just dropped a bomb on me. Happy Monday!

*first time seeing the OG in theaters.

Also, no surprise, it played like gangbusters.

I am beyond excited for this. The Ring is a sacred text and, though I did see The Ring Two in theaters, this'll be my first time for the OG.

Looking forward to the Bruceniverse getting around to their Clarence Clemons solo movie (the plot of which centers around a 90 minute sax solo and just kidding, there's not much plot, it's all sax solo.)

Based on zero scientific research, I have concluded that for 90s kids, the alcoholic clown from Air Bud finished what Pennywise started in IT.

The YouTube Shorts algo was on one last night.

DAFT PUNK'S EMO COUSINS SHOWED UP TO THE PARTY AND THEY RULE

YouTube video by IGN The Conjuring Universe Timeline in Chronological Order (2025 Edition)

A little late sharing but look! It's my horrifying haunted doll of a Conjuring timeline updated for everything up to Last Rites. It covers all major events in the Conjuringverse INCLUDING LA LLORONA. Father Perez being in that AND Annabelle is rock solid connective tissue.

youtu.be/LAWPwpL3lwo?...