When Soulja Boy said Crank That he was talking about this door in resident evil 2
08.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When Soulja Boy said Crank That he was talking about this door in resident evil 2
08.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marvel dumb as hell for leaving Shang Chi on the bench for half a decade
08.03.2026 05:39 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
greatest Marvel character? no question.
08.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
me: say mama
baby: mama!!
me: say dada
baby: dada!!
me: say it ain’t so, i will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home
baby: nana nana nana na na na na nana nana nana na na na na
i love physical media
06.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 27 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0how come tear gas is the only gas that makes us release a bodily fluid? why not piss gas? or better yet, cum gas
07.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0the most famous piss freak of all time is the guy who convinced the world peeing on a jellyfish sting made the pain go away
07.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
i love physical media
06.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 27 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
Dude in the 60s: check out this weird little guy I drew
Producer today: this is going to make me a billion dollars
I don’t know what mysterious spark Frankenformed into @theneedling.com when it got sprayed off the gum wall, but I am glad it attained sentience and decided to haunt us. This magnificent many-headed monster has a Venmo and a patreon: love it with me.
05.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 32 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 0
first you heard podcasts
then you watched podcasts
now get ready to SMELL podcasts!!!
never!!
04.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shalhoubmaxxing
03.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 189 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 3
as a child who went to catholic school this is what i imagined purgatory was
03.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0life was so much simpler when Oppa Gangnam style
02.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0enough money to solve the homelessness crisis three times
27.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Pokémon GO wash dishes in the back
27.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 83 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
businesses must accept this on Pokemon day
27.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 28 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 3
cool, cool, cool mountain
25.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they paved paradise and put up a data center
25.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0“Training a human takes 20 years of food”
22.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 2500 🔁 625 💬 41 📌 14
you know i keep that thang on me
23.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0i’m a simple man, when Linda Cardellini shows up in a movie, i give a 5 minute standing ovation
23.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you know i keep that thang on me
23.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 26 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
the comment section needs to be eradicated
22.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bc of the child bride thing?? that was just a big misunderstanding
22.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0he's actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him
22.02.2026 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0thank god you’re here
22.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0