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Dude in the 60s: check out this weird little guy I drew

Producer today: this is going to make me a billion dollars

05.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 16    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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boots on the ground

05.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude in the 60s: check out this weird little guy I drew

Producer today: this is going to make me a billion dollars

05.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 16    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t know what mysterious spark Frankenformed into @theneedling.com when it got sprayed off the gum wall, but I am glad it attained sentience and decided to haunt us. This magnificent many-headed monster has a Venmo and a patreon: love it with me.

05.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 30    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

first you heard podcasts
then you watched podcasts
now get ready to SMELL podcasts!!!

04.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

never!!

04.03.2026 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shalhoubmaxxing

03.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 189    🔁 28    💬 6    📌 3
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as a child who went to catholic school this is what i imagined purgatory was

03.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

life was so much simpler when Oppa Gangnam style

02.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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*sigh* here we go again

28.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 31    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 1

enough money to solve the homelessness crisis three times

27.02.2026 21:58 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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businesses must accept this on Pokemon day

27.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 28    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 3
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cool, cool, cool mountain

25.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they paved paradise and put up a data center

25.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

“Training a human takes 20 years of food”

22.02.2026 12:54 — 👍 2502    🔁 625    💬 41    📌 14
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you know i keep that thang on me

23.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

i’m a simple man, when Linda Cardellini shows up in a movie, i give a 5 minute standing ovation

23.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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you know i keep that thang on me

23.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 26    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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the comment section needs to be eradicated

22.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bc of the child bride thing?? that was just a big misunderstanding

22.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he's actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him

22.02.2026 06:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank god you’re here

22.02.2026 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know what? fuck it.

beetlejuice
beetlejuice
beetlejuice

22.02.2026 05:10 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

who watches the watchmen subreddit?

22.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when you have to discard the lock pick for the endgame 😢 rest in power

21.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

welp, now is as good a time as any to start living la vida loca

21.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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yeag

20.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 112    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 0

in roughly 200 years there’s going to be a hip hop musical about this, isn’t there…?

20.02.2026 22:58 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

it’s hard to be funny about the actual slop coming out of Hollywood but Nick finds a way ⬇️⬇️

20.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0