~garry~ @garrykerls - Bluesky Profile

kids these days aren’t even kissing thru the phone anymore smh

29.10.2025 20:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

why do 95% of ICE agents look like they just won Mr. High Blood Pressure at the Cumberpatch County Fair?

29.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

these grown men can only take so much…

28.10.2025 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

baseball the looong way

28.10.2025 05:36 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

it sure as hell wasn't Wet Min that's for sure

27.10.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tell your cat not to clock-in one more minute at the biscuit factory until they unionize

27.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

a world covered in water would like to have a word with you

27.10.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"the best i can do is two weeks of SNAP benefits"

27.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually Frankenstein is the name of the movie

26.10.2025 23:36 — 👍 157 🔁 35 💬 3 📌 0

grandpa got mad at a commercial and now i can't eat in november

27.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

26.10.2025 06:02 — 👍 1794 🔁 229 💬 41 📌 4

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

26.10.2025 03:36 — 👍 3803 🔁 410 💬 76 📌 34

added to the watchlist

26.10.2025 00:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how dare you

26.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gonna start pronouncing patio like ratio

25.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

a man in a red jacket is sitting at a table with a binder and a book . ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting at a table with a binder and a book .

25.10.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this elliptical at my gym was once used by the dinosaurs

25.10.2025 19:24 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

when i was a sophomore in college i showed up to the B improv club for the rejects who didn’t get accepted into the A improv club and found out everyone who tried out made it after sitting in an empty room for 30 minutes

25.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sorry babe, the plastic Dracula teeth stay ON during sex

25.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

can any scientists tell me how intense a shock i would need to endure for my bones to be visible for a second? i’m trying to impress a girl

25.10.2025 06:22 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

all America needs right now is a streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds

25.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 30 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

when the Beatles said "i read the news today, oh boy" i felt that

24.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 56 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1

my favorite Mario Party character is Shy Guy because same bro

25.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

when the Beatles said "i read the news today, oh boy" i felt that

24.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 56 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1

After a lengthy period of difficult reflection, I have reluctantly decided to endorse my own party’s nominee. Despite being overwhelmingly popular with voters, I will be extremely careful to frame my endorsement using bad faith language cribbed directly from their opponent’s attack ads

24.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 2027 🔁 264 💬 46 📌 15

in my belly

24.10.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

in my him era

24.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

tony hawk's underground for the PS2

24.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

people think it's insane but this is what peak relaxing looks like

just free to relax with any screen whenever you wanna

just real shit

24.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

taking a load off and screen-maxing tonight

24.10.2025 00:47 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

~garry~

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