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i like big boots and i cannot lie you other brothers cant deny

i'm thinking of... that thing....

#paperfellas?

shinfo but i played little league with dennis lamp's son. he was not very good and did not like playing

for the past week ive had "take me down to fuck you city where the grass fuck you and the girls fuck you" stuck in my head

U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels

U.S. Responds To Rising Sea Levels By Patting East Coast With Towels https://theonion.com/u-s-responds-to-rising-sea-levels-by-patting-east-coas-1847614367/

An NPC of the Gamer trainer class in Pokèmon: Let’s Go Eevee saying “[w]hether it’s a game or a Pokèmon battle- once you start, you just can’t stop!”.

pokèmon character kin list:
- route 8 gambling addict

im not even turning into my parents anymore i AM my parents. yeah my special interests are baseball and grocery shopping im failing out of college and i have a comprehensive knowledge of sea glassing and i have a gambling addiction alcohol intolerance and terrible periods. who even is this person

Item #: Green type snake

Object Class: It fucking bit me

funny green lady
#acrylicpainting #acrylic #illustration #illustrator #cartoon #trending #new #mke #mkeartist #artist #artistsofbsky #artofbsky #posca #traditionalart

Breeze

just a couple of wild boys

Hundreds Of Years Of Race, Class Privilege Allow Man Extra Legroom

Hundreds Of Years Of Race, Class Privilege Allow Man Extra Legroom theonion.com/hundred...

well i'm glad they acknowledged how desperate and done with life i am to go in there and order a bagel sandwich

Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals

Dunkin’ Announces They No Longer Have Heart To Charge People For Such Depressing Meals theonion.com/dunkin-...

baby i can pack my suitcase in ways previously thought to be scientifically impossible

LET HIM OOUUUUTTTTTT

fuuuuuuck man who put a rock in the casbah

This year's anniversary art has been released!

This piece celebrating Pokémon GO's 9th anniversary is drawn by Yusuke Kozaki.

Bad Internet Bills All of the bad internet bills. One website.

If you want to get involved in fighting these here, check out @fightforthefuture.org's "Bad Internet Bills" campaign as a starting point.

www.badinternetbills.com

Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.

Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.

I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.

The red one

if whatsapp was in midas showing midas and the screen just being gold

What does the 'real' Jack Bauer think about Draft prospect Jack Bauer? The MLB Draft will be happening during next week's All-Star break from Sunday to Monday. If you're very much into baseball and know what pick your favorite team has, you'll know there are top potentia...

There's a 103 mph-throwing @MLB Draft prospect named Jack Bauer, after Kiefer Sutherland's "24" character.

I contacted Sutherland's reps, not expecting him to get back to me, but he did.

"I'm not the most avid fan, but now I've got something to root for"
www.mlb.com/news/mlb-dra...

Red Sox beat the Rays, 4-3. They've won 7 straight, and are now just 1/2 game behind the Rays in the standings. The Sox are now 50-45.