cats are perfect creatures
25.11.2024 20:27 — 👍 118 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 0cats are perfect creatures
25.11.2024 20:27 — 👍 118 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 0
a large amount of oddly shaped slippers that feature the sexy green mnm
cursed objects
24.11.2024 02:13 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1“notes of sandalwood and musk” i say as i rip his bowels out with my bare hands
20.11.2024 21:35 — 👍 44 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0“vanilla beach escape” actually i would like a candle that smells like bloodcurdling rage and the despair of my forefathers
20.11.2024 21:35 — 👍 101 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0
its always “how hungry is ur caterpillar” and never “how quiet is ur cricket” 😔
19.11.2024 20:01 — 👍 120 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0stop this posthaste 😭😭😭
19.11.2024 19:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0someone help me resist spending $200 (two HUNDRED. DOLLARS.) on the viral ohuhu marker set please my family is dying
19.11.2024 18:49 — 👍 51 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0me & my on repeat 💋
18.11.2024 22:26 — 👍 113 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 35in other news: some guy with a electoral college pfp said i was ugly, i did nothing and reported it to noone, and then i looked again 10 minutes later and it was gone. birds are chirping. sunlight breaks through the clouds. a fawn drinks from a nearby stream. you are, for once, at peace. moderation.
18.11.2024 20:00 — 👍 153 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0men who play golf are, without exception, my enemies
18.11.2024 19:51 — 👍 83 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0there is nothing on this planet i care less about than golf
18.11.2024 19:51 — 👍 110 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0just warning you guys i’ve never used twitter before i don’t know what absolute garbage will come out of me here
18.11.2024 17:30 — 👍 222 🔁 4 💬 16 📌 0