It’s so clear now that you say it.

Thank you kindly! “Aorseatia”? Never heard of her..

Residence is “Inverness”; any guesses on birthplace?

I’m getting a tattoo on the back of my hand that says:

Phone
Keys
Glasses
Charger
Headphones
Bank Card

The OG
Megan LeForte
2023

Man, they hate us and how DARE we have representation

My SIL in Alberta is dunking on us hard and I’m gonna have to go in

And then he acted like it was fine, no big deal, why am I mad and why am I holding the broom like a javelin??
MEN

AND he didn’t tell me, so it wasn’t until I complained to him about a repeat number that kept calling (and I kept hanging up on), that he was like, “oh that’s the neighbour..” Fffffssss

The best part is my hand was forced to go up there because my DARLING husband gave her my phone number and she *called* me to go over. Called me, Hannah, on the phone!

Right? If only it had dawned on me sooner to not be shy about introducing myself to strangers. What a silly goose.

A special toe stubbing for people (new neighbour) who say “there’s nothing to be shy about” when I tell them I’m a shy person (and that’s why I haven’t darkened your door). Like, I’m not out here with reasons why, I just am, and that is definitely not helpingggg

I think I just sneezed my soul out of my eyeballs

The day has come to name my sourdough starter. I have narrowed the field to:
Yeastus Crust
Brad (not quite bread)
Sour Doug
Toastoyevsky
Lazarus

By a mere, yet insurmountable, inch and a half. I can’t even fudge it.

I am usually so careful about this kind of thing. Ugh. Way to go, MEGAN.

When you special order beautiful fabric to recover your dining room chairs and then you get stupid and cut it incorrectly and now you don’t have enough fabriiiiiiic 😭😭😭

“I’ll just trip over boxes and move shit from one side to the other while my shelving remains bare.” - Me

When we moved here I promised myself I would take the time to set up my studio properly instead of firing all my stuff in the space and start working in the most frustrating and inefficient way possible. Yeah anyway..

🖤

Just when you thought you had vanquished your enemies and then they return to you made of Lego

I put a bird pie out one time and watched a raven take off with the whole thing! It was a struggle but s/he managed it.

B’ys, our healthcare system is on its fucking knees. News to me my family Dr. left her practice in November, I can’t see her replacement until Feb 13. I could write a sitcom about me trying to get *one* prescription filled. It’s not even a controlled substance for crying OUT LOUD.

Is it just me, or is this the longest ass December to ever happen? Give me January, give me routine.

What the back of my hair looks like is none of my business.

Even less so, I think, and that’s fine, everyone gets a pass this year.

The next person who asks me if I’m ready for Christmas is getting pelted with coal.

We are on our way to do the final walk through of our new house (final boss). Hear me when I tell you how excited I am to be moving to the woods.

Low key thinking about getting some chickens. If you have ever kept chickens, please feel free to talk me into or out of that.