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@connelberg.bsky.social

Star Wars fan. Friend to Many. Enemy of Some. Hemorrhagic stroke survivor. Just some guy. Big fan of craft beer 🍺 He/Him.

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The first below zero (-7Β°) night for Minnesota this winter calls for a good strong dark beer after work.
Talking Waters General's breakfast oatmeal stout πŸ˜‹
Stay warm out there 🫢

04.12.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Lexus December to Remember sales event to all who celebrate.

01.12.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you're on a date and she asks "who is the funniest person you know?"
Of course I had to pull up posts authored by ThatGuyGarrick @thatguygarrick.bsky.social himself 😌

01.12.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes Sunday date night can just be dinner at a local restaurant, random shenanigans wandering around Walmart, and ducking into the brewery downtown for a few beers.
πŸ₯Ήβ€οΈ
She is good to me and good for me. C:

01.12.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There is a rancid sinister energy that emanates from Pee Wee Herman 😭

30.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beer is good for the soul 😌
Reality Czech pilsner 🍺

29.11.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We don't talk enough about Chewbacca's dad gooning to VR pornography in the living Room on Life Day.

28.11.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
[HD] Bea Arthur: Goodnight, but Not Goodbye - The Star Wars Holiday Special
YouTube video by Cube Robertman [HD] Bea Arthur: Goodnight, but Not Goodbye - The Star Wars Holiday Special

How it felt leaving the brewery tonight 😭❀️
youtu.be/D6K6ETASu1E?...

28.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Thanksgiving (Life Day) friends ❀️

28.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚I feel it.
I love you.
We'll be okay. ❀️

28.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One guy was blocking a busy aisle checking his list, so another guy conked him on the head and bellowed, β€œLOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!” and dozens of shoppers descended on the body and tore it to shreds.

Black Friday gonna be wild 😳

27.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanksgiving after dinner beer
Blabbermouth hazy IPA πŸ˜‹

27.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turkey featured at event with Gov. Walz will not get a pardon - KVRR Local News ST. PAUL (KVRR) β€” Gov. Tim Walz held his annual presentation of Minnesota’s Thanksgiving Turkey. The state leads the nation in turkey production with over 600 farms. He thanked those farmers for every...

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Some crimes cannot and should not be forgiven. The turkeys know what they did. 😑

27.11.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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2 plates later and I'm stuffed.
Might be time for a brief nap.
The brewery is open this afternoon so I will certainly be needing a few beers to wash it all down. 😌

27.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Started a new KOTOR playthrough last night.
The janitor in the Taris apartment complex is my unsung hero.
Real acknowledges Real.🀝

27.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who up getting they turkey stuffed right now? πŸ‘€πŸ˜©

27.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry. I've been slacking lately. Forgive me.

26.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?

15.11.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5296    πŸ” 547    πŸ’¬ 238    πŸ“Œ 41
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One of my own personal favorite gaming moments.
I laughed so hard when this happened.

16.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday Evening beer is Blabbermouth hazy IPA 8% ABV.
A favorite of mine πŸ˜‹πŸ»

16.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The entire Trump presidency has been pretty horrific but the knowledge that he gave big Bill the succ is some relief.
Catharsis or something like that 😌

15.11.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friday night's beer is Talking Waters Easy Bake key lime pie Imperial sour.
A drink AND dessert πŸ˜‹

15.11.2025 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You're telling me a crab ran this goon sesh? πŸ‘€

09.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Meeting Jamie's family today.
They're going to do this to me later. 😭

09.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jamie made us cinnamon bread French toast and sausage patties for breakfast πŸ˜‹
A KEEPER πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯°

08.11.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Astrology girly RFK Jr.:
"Uhhh mercury is in Gatorade"

😭😭😭

08.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man...
I'm just trying to play games on my phone 😭😭😭

06.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What more needs to be said about the late Dick Cheney, other than "his first name was Richard but everyone called him Dick." 😭

06.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I always chuckle to myself when reading the early chapters of "The Fellowship of the Ring"when the denizens of The Shire are described as suspicious and distrustful of anything and anyone regarded as "queer" πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
Homophobic Hobbits😭😭😭

05.11.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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