🧡🍉 Guy McMahon 🥸

FREE THE SHENIS!!

It's things like this that make me want to live for 100 more years just to see how the future writes it all up

One last post (for the moment!):

Why the costumes?

Authoritarians grab power with fear.
They can’t STAND mockery.
It weakens their hold.

That’s why.

Im dead 😂😂😂

I love the mirroring going on. You come out in your ridiculous uniforms and we'll come out in ours.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

me over here like "what king puts on his own robe and crown??" bc like

They Have People For That

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

She's so scrunglyyyy I wanna die 😍

oh these are pretty colours

The wine moms coming out just means the message has spread that far 🤷🏻‍♂️

#nokings
Portland frog brigade

absolutely gutted to learn that Sam Rivers, bassist for Limp Bizkit, died today

he was only 48, and one of the inspirations for me to start playing bass myself

I don't even know how this will affect the other guys, like... Sam was a founding member along with Fred

the wobbling balls

the glans lookin like a lunch lady hair net

Holy fuck! No Kings protesters are marching through Center City in Philadelphia. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

BENJAMIN

They joined Bluesky because they can’t live without your attention. They don’t want to govern, they don’t even really want to “win” in a conventional sense, they just want to play online all day owning libs and it drives them crazy when they lose access to your one wild and precious life.

I'm a 9-10 hour sleeper 🤷🏻‍♂️ everyone has a natural sleep amount they require, and it varies from person to person

Reskeet if you make autism look desirable.

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

*curious*

FREUD: “given what you know about me, which greek god’s does my penis most likely resemble”
JUNG: “the jormungamdr has no length by its nature, only purpose. but it must have curvature”

Indigenous nations plan a tariff-free trade corridor across the US-Canada border “We’re not begging for crumbs anymore. We’re demanding what’s rightly ours."

As this country crumbles, Indigenous rights and sovereignty are going to come to the forefront, as well as States Rights.

Be prepared to advocate for Native tribes and people. We are the front line and we hold the answers to lead a new way.

I’m gonna be straight with y’all: I continually confuse George Santos and George Soros to the point that I have no idea which one is which and I have no desire to sort them out.

YOU WERE THERE :3