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don’t forget to like and subsribe 29 • Seattle •nonbinary🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈• NSWF🔞
I have been waaaay too productive at work, and the worst part is that I still have to go to choir* after this
*that’s right. i do choir.
Picture of me standing naked, showing only the shoulders downward. I am holding a draped towel to cover my crotch
tummy + tuesday = #tummytuesday
and that’s your lesson for today!
11.11.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yes, yes it is 🥵
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Picture of me standing naked, showing only the shoulders downward. I am holding a draped towel to cover my crotch
tummy + tuesday = #tummytuesday
and that’s your lesson for today!
So glad you did 😍
11.11.2025 07:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is what being a single parent is
(talking-to-cat voice reveal)
since all of you gays are using this blastoise filter (for which im grateful), im gonna need a bear (or many bears) really man up and start applying the filter to a video of them blasting ooze all over themselves 💦
11.11.2025 06:18 — 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1Jacob, Vic and Lou were really on to something when they sprung that kink therapist on him
11.11.2025 05:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elite taste
11.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is what I saw when I watch Happy Feet
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happy macaroni monday or whatever it’s called #mcm
10.11.2025 15:34 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Ok now I think I’ll sleep 😂 but godfamir I just changed these sheets!
10.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 220 🔁 14 💬 7 📌 0hey babes 😘
09.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0get a load of this! #fcf
07.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 311 🔁 45 💬 14 📌 0A good morning, indeed🙂↕️
09.11.2025 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i just wanna go on dates with hotties and then make out a little!! why is that so hard 😩
09.11.2025 06:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I die, the only thing my kids will inherit will be all of my napkins from the center console of my car
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me upside down on my bed for no reason
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08.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 355 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 1you want me to post my oldest selfie???
no thanks! I’d actually rather d*e
Oh I can fix that! Just need to get my hands (and mouth) on it 😉
08.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nine times outta ten, me trying to take pictures/videos devolves into me holding my cat
08.11.2025 22:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A still from the Great British Bake Off in which Tom is sitting behind Aaron.
"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
08.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 436 🔁 42 💬 5 📌 0
slut in theory but never in practice
08.11.2025 06:48 — 👍 130 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 2The fact that we are forced to witness our government carry out their sadistic agenda makes me so sad.
FEED. FUCKING. EVERYONE.
No one deserves to go hungry. And no one deserves to go hungry because their government is intentionally choosing to harm them.
Greatest country in the world my ass.
Not a question. I like your mustache 😘
08.11.2025 07:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need to know which Thai place you got! Spent two years in San Antonio, and am still looking for recommendations when I go back
08.11.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0god i love a bulge like that 🥵
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