i pay money to walk in here! give me the coups!
16.11.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@stephenjnesbitt.bsky.social
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i pay money to walk in here! give me the coups!
16.11.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i will be showing this tweet to all employees upon entry next time i walk into bj's warehouse
16.11.2025 21:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh
13.11.2025 15:09 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0At just 23 years old, Paul Skenes captured the 2025 NL Cy Young Award by unanimous vote.
To understand how Skenes reached the peak of the profession, The Athletic spoke with nine of his current and former catchers, covering every level from youth ball to the big leagues.
Paul Skenesβ evolution into a Cy Young winner, in 14 steps.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Luke turns 5 today. He pulled a Shohei Ohtani card and two Roki Sasakis in a Topps pack at breakfast, but he was most thrilled to get a Blue Jay. He picked them as his favorite team earlier this month. He'll grow up looking at this card and knowing Steward Berroa as a Blue Jays legend of his youth.
05.11.2025 17:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Great question. To your point, I think, yes, admitting that my son is no longer 4T and putting those clothes in the attic *has* been more emotional for me than any previous size. It's all happening so fast, and he's perfect, and the Ts are piling up.
05.11.2025 17:09 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a ridiculous ranking by unserious people
03.11.2025 16:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't mess with D'Artagnan!
02.11.2025 01:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the script writers are nailing this season of world series baseball
01.11.2025 02:26 β π 50 π 8 π¬ 0 π 1crazy to see d'artagnan chucking 99 mph
01.11.2025 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd like to set a jinx in motion by saying the Blue Jays winning tonight would make for a maximally fun series. The Jays would have two shots to clinch on home turf, while the Death Star Dodgers would have Yoshinobu Yamamoto in Game 6, and all hands on deck in Game 7.
30.10.2025 02:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0according to Statcast, most games are over by now
28.10.2025 05:02 β π 21 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0is john smoltz advocating for ... more home-plate collisions?
28.10.2025 04:03 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 3 π 1not i
28.10.2025 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βΎοΈ World Series reader poll results βΎοΈ
More than 20,000 readers weighed in on their World Series rooting interest, the Death Star Dodgers and whether what they've built is "ruining" baseball.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
Within are exclusive comments from Max Scherzer, who has been close with Tony Vitello since they were at Mizzou. Plus reaction from U of Arizona coach/former DBacks manager Chip Hale, former UT player Ben Joyce, and what Pat Murphy said when asked about Vitello yesterday (via the NY Post podcast).
22.10.2025 17:29 β π 26 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0Breaking news story on the Giants being in agreement with Tony Vitello, making him the first head coach with no pro baseball experience to leap directly to a major league managerial position: www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
22.10.2025 17:05 β π 107 π 20 π¬ 16 π 22What should we make of these Dodgers?
A World Series reader poll. www.nytimes.com/athletic/673...
now here's a google search that delivers
21.10.2025 19:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"don't do heists," he says, craving the next heist
21.10.2025 19:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i tell my kids theft is bad, and i hope they believe me, but i read the heck out of every heist story. i thirst for more heists.
21.10.2025 19:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0From the Bronx Bombers to big question marks, ranking each MLB playoff teamβs lineup
www.nytimes.com/athletic/667...
π¨ MLB postseason Hope-O-Meter π¨
We asked, you answered. As the postseason approaches, here's a full ranking of fansβ optimism about their favorite teamβs World Series chances.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...
NFL RedZone for baseball?
Much of this year, I've chosen the drinking-from-a-firehose viewing experience of the MLB Big Inning quadbox. All live action, every day of the season. But what is its ceiling? I explored the show's present and future with those who make it.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
MLB postseason Hope-O-Meter fan survey: How optimistic are you about your team in October?
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
From the Dodgers to the dubious, ranking each MLB contenderβs postseason pitching core.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
As the conversation about MLB expansion and realignment picks up publicly, here's a progress report from six cities actively working toward landing a team.
β’ Nashville
β’ Salt Lake City
β’ Portland
β’ Raleigh
β’ Orlando
β’ Austin
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
This is the year of the southpaw.
LHP are more than a half-run of ERA better than RHP this season. Lefties make up a quarter of the pitching population, yet they're dominating the ERA and WAR leaderboards. So we asked around: How are they doing this? www.nytimes.com/athletic/656...
A few weeks back, a pitcher asked, "Is this the greatest season ever by left-handed starters?"
The answer, it turns out, may be yes.