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Grant Jensen

@grantjensen.bsky.social

Engineer. Pro-band. Sports, but Cyclones, Washington Spirit, Packers, and USWNT in particular. #resist #ally #BLM Likes/RTs do not represent the company I work for.

1,115 Followers  |  706 Following  |  1,592 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2023
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NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 12315    πŸ” 7461    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

Old fashioned with repasado tequila is dangerous

08.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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EIGHT TIME CHAMPIONS 🫢

07.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

change the name to the Emily Sonnett Cup you cowards

07.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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2026 SheBelives Cup Champions

#USWNT

07.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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No big deal, just the winningest SheBelieve Cup player in tournament history, Emily Sonnett πŸ†

07.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

ALYSSA THOMPSON BANGER ALERT 🚨 #USWNT

07.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PUT MEESE IN

07.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The curtain call whistle came and I am immediately a puddle of tears.

07.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Hurley brothers are really good at being unlikeable.

07.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will be immensely disappointed if Hurley isn’t ejected in these last 7 minutes

07.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BANNGGGGG TAMIN LIPSEY. THAT'S A 24-0 RUN.

07.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a really tough call on Tamin Lipsey. ASU player clearly didn't have any sort of control of the ball.

07.03.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fuck Cyclones. Apparently we just want to limp to the tourney. #BlueCy

07.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In your 20s, you will have the opportunity to listen to music in a jazz bar until 2 am. It is imperative that you do it.

07.03.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s what is looking increasingly likely

06.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also I hope WVU smokes ASU. #BlueCy

06.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pollard needs to tell Bill to retire. #BlueCy

06.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Turrible. #BlueCy

06.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not an ideal start πŸ˜‘

05.03.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Other things the U.S. government do with $50 billion taxpayer dollars:
β€”Clear the medical debt of 20 million Americans
β€”House every homeless veteran 113 times
β€”Prevent 6.2 million Americans from being kicked off Medicaid
β€”Buy the entire state of Nevada a late model Toyota Corolla

05.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Trin is getting impatient lmao #USWNT

05.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a great touch to get that under control and into the side of the net. #USWNT

05.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALLY SENTNOR OFF THE CORNER KICK THE US BREAK THROUGH!

05.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SENTNOR!!!!!!! #USWNT

05.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Foxy saved our butts there

05.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtf we’re cutting our gymnastics program?!? #Cyclones #BlueCy

03.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're calling it SuperBenghazi.

03.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5170    πŸ” 1033    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 29

Team broke the day they announced we were a potential 1-seed. They haven’t looked the same since.

03.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0