the speed-limit obeyer

These authors reviewed 73 previous studies examining car touchscreens.

Conclusion: They're awful

"Touchscreens tended to have negative effects on driving performance, visual attention, and secondary task performance compared with voice control and physical controls."

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Stańczyk (1862), a painting by Jan Matejko

All I got is a couple days in my party....

Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim started false claim councillor 'handed out illegal drugs' Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim accused city Coun. Sean Orr of “handing out illegal drugs on Christmas Day” in a briefing for Chinese-speaking reporters earlier this month, in a false assertion that was parti...

CP reporting that Mayor Ken Sim falsely claimed to Chinese-speaking media that Coun. Sean Orr was “handing out illegal drugs on Xmas Day” – a claim that Coun. Lenny Zhou repeated on WeChat and apologized for after backlash, w/ Sim thanking him for taking responsibility
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Who's got two thumbs and a complete lack of compassion, humanity, self-knowledge and shame?

My assumption is to save on maintenance costs. Changing light bulbs on those tower-mounted lights can probably be done by one person with a ladder. If the lights were hung on the ceiling, they would need a scissor lift to reach each one.
But definitely possible that it might just be a design choice.

Very funny analogy since the only reason I still have an account is to check TransLink for service disruptions.

I know very little about basketball, but I feel this should be worth more than $10,000.

nathan mackinnon going up to reporters with the deserve-to-win-o-meter pulled up on his phone

Losing to the US sucks ass but losing to the US when they are openly Nazi Germany 2 is sooooo much worse

good I'm sure this overtime will be nice and relaxing

/en/country/jp

📍 Maebashi, Japan 🇯🇵 — Local Time 01:00:18 PM

The stupid 1984 calendar cartoon with the lady saying "The king's disgraced exile brother has been arrested" and the calendar says January 1526

I think… I think I may have done something really bad

Two firefighting vehicles parked under an awning which reads, "Aircraft Rescue and Fire Fighting Service." The largest and closest vehicle bears the Boracay Airport logo, above which the name "San Miguel" appears. There is also a faded San Miguel logo near the rear of the vehicle.

Comforting to know that this airport's rescue and fire fighting service is sponsored by the San Miguel Corporation.

rip switchboard operators 😞

Few experiences in life are more enjoyable than watching some big ass waves crashing upon some rocks.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Pretty disrespectful to the losing team, imo

My current contract is ending tomorrow! fuck!!! If you're a recruiter or know anyone looking for 2D(or 3D!) prop/character/kinda whatever you want designer with 8+ years in the industry hit me up!

Screenshot from the Simpsons, showing a thermal imaging camera view of a turkey being cooked in the oven. Caption reads (spoken by Kent Brockman), "I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly."

Get their ass, Ben!

Fucking hell.

"Honey, she's back again..."

Apparently you can't say "Elon Musk should hang himself" on Bluesky now.

DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look

Aw, come on. You can't call an early spring by forfeit.

Can confirm. The HAZMAT team has been dispatched to the Oval Office.

Screenshot of Peter Artist's Wikipedia page. In the summary, he is listed as being Known for "Being in the Epstein Files."

Wikipedia editors working overtime this weekend.