Keir Snelling

Watching a replay of Alanis at Glastonbury. She's the Michael Owen of 90's pop. Both have been rocking the same haircut since 1992.

San Marino . The DJ fella is like a mashup of Tim Westwood and Vanilla Ice. The masks are cool though.

#Eurovision

Ok. Sweden has absolutely nailed it. All the right amount of Eurovision kitsch and earworm.

#Eurovision #Sauna

Malta most likely to win from the acts so far.

#Eurovisiob

Italy with David Bowie from Temu.

#Eurovision

Finland!

Oh boy. It's getting hot in here.

#Eurovision

Latvia has an alien space siren thing going on. Approved.

#Eurovision

The UK have got the 8 year old girl in the dressing up box and using mummy's make up vibe nailed down. And I'm here for it. #Eurovision Oh, yes, boys of all ages can wear makeup and fairy princess dresses too if they want to.

Estonia got the brief. #Eurovision

A large cargo ship, named "De Mayo" is pictured sinking. The bow is already underwater and the stern is rising, with the screw completely out of the water.

Apt

Surprised that the judges have that to Eubank so emphatically. A draw seemed to be the better outcome to me. Benn every right to be disappointed.

We need to bring viral flash games back. Yeah, I know it wasn't great from a security perspective, but it was fun. Not commenting on the shooting, just missing the genre.

A photo of me, standing in front of the event banner, featuring the event mascot, a bear dressed as a Beefeater from the tower of London.

Volunteering at @bsideslondon.bsky.social #BSidesLDN2024 this weekend. Expecting some fun

They're very professional too!

OMG. I just updated my open to work status on LinkedIn. I'm now getting spammed to death with AI bots pitching CV services.

Nearly all from accounts purporting to be pretty women.

Haven't we all?

British people that pronounce the letter "H" as "haitch" instead of the correct "aitch" - somehow seem to get it right when they say "NHS".

"En Aitch Ess"

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Any Bistro Huddy fans in my followers? I think he's really funny and having once worked in a restaurant, very well observed.

https://youtu.be/dZUjEi2TM8k

Mixed bag of football today. Felt low after the final, but West Ham managed to save the day. Message to any despondent Chelsea fans - there's no shame in losing to European Champions 😉

An hour to go and I've secured my spot to watch the Lionesses go after the biggest prize in the game. It's coming home.

I upgraded my car to run on herbs.

It's now capable of thyme travel.

We can block here right?

Phew!

Bye bye Elmo the Space Karen.

X is now my Ex.

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