double dipshit chrisjdfast - Bluesky Statics

I just made salsa Verde for the first time and now I'm angry at all of you for not telling me what I was missing.

27.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make usury sinful again

01.09.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, did you really think anyone else could feel the rain on your skin except for you? How foolish!

25.08.2025 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very elbows up of Carney 🙄

30.06.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On it

20.05.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If their pizza was even a tiny bit better than it is it would be serious, but for now it is a joke

20.05.2025 14:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forced to put parental controls on my dominoes pizza app :(

20.05.2025 01:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The tragedy of needing to poop right when you get out of the shower

01.04.2025 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CTV caved instantly. They didn't even pretend to have a back bone. It's so disheartening to see how vulnerable our media is to far-right creep.

01.04.2025 22:19 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This makes me so upset. I'm angry they snatched this opportunity from you, but also that they didn't even TRY to stand up to these fascists. They caved asap and didn't even pretend to have a backbone.

01.04.2025 22:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually that usb thumbdrive is load bearing so don't unplug it

29.03.2025 02:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excited for this night of songs and improvised accompaniment April 26th!

26.03.2025 11:27 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My doctor told me I got the black lung. Likely from changing the cat litter too aggressively

13.03.2025 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BA Johnston (underground Canadian cult icon) ends every set with playing a song in the bathroom of the divebar!

04.03.2025 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I would be the type to paint my fingernails but I have a bit of a complicated relationship with them

01.03.2025 04:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you're uncurious you're unserious. I don't fuck with mfs with no thirst for knowledge.

20.02.2025 19:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A forum link to a GitHub repo is the current gold standard for high quality software

18.02.2025 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These days when it comes to software the cleaner the website the less I trust it #foss

18.02.2025 05:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yay go snow! don't let the snow plow people win!

16.02.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It happened at work but it was more of a personality incident

12.02.2025 17:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today I took a step out of my enclosure and instantly got doused in acid WHICH SUUUUCKED!! I'll try again in April

12.02.2025 06:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They should make aloe vera but for my feelings

10.02.2025 22:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waiting till I get to work to wipe

09.02.2025 22:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude

09.02.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Use your fingers to get between the lobes in my brain. Every inch needs to be regreased

08.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My grocery list is just a bunch of emojis

07.02.2025 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The library is crazy to think I can finish 400 pages in two weeks. I've got tiktoks to watch

07.02.2025 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please don't tell me any news from the Western Front it'll just make me sad

06.02.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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