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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 08:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do eggs hate telling secrets? They might crack under pressure. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 08:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a fish who loves to play basketball? A bass-ketball player. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 08:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s a robot’s favorite dance move? The bot-step. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 08:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 08:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 07:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 07:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? The splits. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 07:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 07:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are ghosts so bad at racing? They’re always dead last. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 06:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a turtle that can sing? A rap-turtle. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 06:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 06:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 06:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why don’t lobsters share their food? They’re a little shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 05:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the clock get sent to detention? It was ticked off. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 05:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a turtle who surfs? Shell-shocked. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 05:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 04:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 04:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
16.02.2026 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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