the democrats are like if your house is burning so u dial 911, then 2 days later a dog dressed as fireman shows up wagging his tail 12:49 PM Β· Dec 14, 2016
i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true
05.03.2026 22:28 β π 272 π 39 π¬ 0 π 3just stood in the sun for 5 minutes trying to receive its boons
04.03.2026 21:39 β π 86 π 8 π¬ 6 π 0readily
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You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me
02.03.2026 22:20 β π 1282 π 429 π¬ 23 π 45Okay who sent photos to all my enemies of my vulnerable soft underbelly?
02.03.2026 23:20 β π 70 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0
mβlord you must toucheth grass
I beg of thee!
The pyramidal Bass Pro Shop in Memphis with a big explosion on it
BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid
03.03.2026 22:22 β π 1742 π 231 π¬ 46 π 26
Inventum coffee maker circa the 1970s it has a delightful shape and appealing color palate of orange, yellow, umber and white and a pattern of flower stalks it doubtless makes undrinkable swill, but has rizz for days
contemporary Inventum drip coffee maker looking like a piece of sterile lab equipment with a little digital clock makes better coffee, but at what cost?
look how far we've fallen
03.03.2026 12:28 β π 670 π 133 π¬ 11 π 14You must forgive the occasional typo; my eyes were originally adapted for subterranean darkness.
02.03.2026 20:28 β π 113 π 22 π¬ 1 π 0
photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.
this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life
10.10.2025 00:31 β π 2286 π 421 π¬ 39 π 31another day in this fuck ass stupid ass fuck shit ass country
28.02.2026 15:37 β π 42 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Kyle Bombadil
28.02.2026 00:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jason Bombadil
27.02.2026 23:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0oh also donβt be too old or sick or have any dependents that need you to stick around and care for them - pretty easy!
26.02.2026 22:29 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yea just find some financial resources and desirable career skill sets you donβt have so you can get a work visa and leave the country, that simple!!
26.02.2026 22:27 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
get weirder π«΅
23.02.2026 22:40 β π 10508 π 4535 π¬ 27 π 34Top ten surfaces to squirm on
25.02.2026 12:13 β π 171 π 24 π¬ 16 π 2Justice for those falsely imprisoned in the dungeons of the Necromancer
24.02.2026 15:01 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a lava lamp is great if you want something beautiful to happen in about 2 hours' time
23.02.2026 18:34 β π 86 π 25 π¬ 2 π 1kiss me at the supreme house of cheese
23.02.2026 18:43 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day
Congratulations everyone
23.02.2026 04:15 β π 14797 π 5262 π¬ 107 π 131
I painted a dog
21.02.2026 15:07 β π 156 π 9 π¬ 6 π 0
Painting, treecreeper on bark.
πΌοΈ Richard Spare
20.02.2026 05:07 β π 167 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0weary travelers just don't want to sample my wares like they used to
19.02.2026 02:43 β π 48 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0
it whispers to me
its voice seeping from a dark realm
bout to get robbed
18.02.2026 18:32 β π 121 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0my grandfather fought for my right to be a dumbass in this country
18.02.2026 17:05 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
falsely imprisoned for my fuck ass bob
14.02.2026 03:35 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0