Nick Steiner

Seattle! Im super impressed! It took until my flight home to see a white guy with dreads!

My real Christmas gift this year? I just laid down and forgot to move one of my pillows and it popped my back they way those connected desks in high school used to.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Luckily it’s easy to stop supporting Nicki Minaj, she hasn’t released a single good song since the first Pink Friday so all I have to do is continue to not use my 2007 iPod shuffle.

Pretty sure Linda Hamilton’s character in Stranger Things was just a character study based on Ellen Degeneres

You will be voted out and you deserve it

You failed us

Senators that appear to be caving

Chuck Schumer and friends. #DoNotCave Red alert. Call these Senators.

I saw it the other week at The Egyptian Theater on 35mm and it was glorious!! It truly deserves to be seen on the big screen!

I know last night’s election results were an amazing feeling, but tonight my edible and lidocaine kicked in at the same time and it’s a pretty close comparison.

I know it’s tacky for Fart Fuck McGee to demolish part of the White House to build his saggy ballsroom; but a part of me thinks that tearing down something that was built by enslaved people and then has housed some of the most evil men ever might bring some poltergeist activity to the West Wing

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.

List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

No. This is terrible.

How’d they get access to my life rights?

Lighting off fireworks the night after the 4th of July just means you decided to pussy-out on the 4th so you could be a dick on the 5th.

How about you quit arresting them then? I’m so glad Rick Caruso lost, but I’m also sad you won. LA needs a mayor for the people, not the establishment.

Fucking bullshit

It's true.

YouTube video by Netflix Frankenstein | Guillermo del Toro | Official Teaser | Netflix

youtu.be/x--N03NO130?... Only Monsters Play God…

Benson Boone is for the daughters of moms who thought Daughtry was edgy.

Oh? You use the Calm App to fall asleep? I use the Van Nuys PD helicopters buzzing over head.

Lighting, editing and sound matter.

We should make Nick Cannon’s kids and Elon Musk’s kids fight.

Parris Goebel is the true queen of Coachella

Dating is rough!! #comedy #comic #grindr #growlr #growler #scruff #tinder #hinge #apps #dating #gaycomic #bear #gaybear #gaycomic

Last week RuPaul really asked “which queen is the most likely to be found at a bath house?” and then brought out that queen’s mother right after. You also know it’s going to be the episode they send to the Emmy’s too since RuPaul almost “cried” in the first 39 minutes and no one went home. #dragrace

You know Sen Booker is taking the BEST shit of his life right now.

It’s pretty obvious the reason Morgan Wallen left the SNL stage early is because he can’t physically go a full consecutive 90 mins without saying the N-word.

Y’all I’ve been cursed by TV’s Kathy Lee Gifford. #standupcomedy #datingfails #single #kathyleegifford #cursed #gaycomedian #queercomedian #gaycomedy #bear #gay

9ft tall and not a single inch of backbone.