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Polymarket to allow bets on the name of the new terrorist organization spawned by the war in Iran.

free idea for anyone who wants to run for mayor: policy proposals pegged to Chicago turning 200 in 2037. "Chicago200". like 200 new miles of protected bike lanes. 200 new public bathrooms. 2000 new bus shelters.

I go sicko mode when hosting trivia gives me opportunities to sing and pronounce things in French

Fake news

There are three state level candidates sponsored by DraftKings - Jaime Andrade, Adam Braun, and Sara Feigenholtz - and all three have either no showed or won't agree to a debate.

A pattern emerges.

We're 3 days away from a Tom of Finland-style illustration on an Adam Braun mailer

There's another one
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Themwich

Mostly little kids 😢

Cracking up at PersonalPAC endorsing all 4/4 candidates for Comptroller

You know I'm gonna say B

Je targe, j'ai targé

A feminine ending makes sense

This guy is cartoonishly insecure
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a cartoon character in a tuxedo is holding a violin in his mouth Alt: Mr. Kraba in a tuxedo playing a tiny violin in one claw and frowning

Not Adam playing the victim

Update on the ‘Draft Kings Presents: Adam Braun for Illinois District 13’ saga.

On Sunday Braun no-showed a candidate forum and lashed out against it, seemingly because he was afraid everyone would talk about why sucks.

In response 46th Ward Dems Committeeman Sean Tenner called out his lies.

After telling my mom about the weekend I had
"I'm looking forward to primary season being over"
"The word no exists"

You got me there, Sandra

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Not driving is GOATed when not caring about gas prices is the vibe

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

It’s been an incredible month of canvassing to support our endorsed candidates! Want to help? We still have some days of action on our calendar ➡️ www.sierraclub.org/illinois/chi...

A shot of the crowd at a breakfast listening to a blonde woman in a mauve jacket (Leanne Redden) speak. I'm close to the center of the photo looking awkward as hell

Apropos of nothing, throwback to the time RTA did me dirty by posting this pic on their socials after an event

Waffle House is a gr9 cat name

The official shampoo of the klingon empire

Not afaik. Oily hair and skin is

Hire me if you want to avoid blunders like this 💁🏻‍♂️

Neutrogena "t/gel", an extra-strength therapeutic shampoo

thx @stevevance.net for this example of why every company needs a queer copywriter

Put it on the record that I'm never letting @teeghman.bsky.social talk me into two canvassing shifts in one day again

@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social look at this koshka

Pretty much