𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾

//hlp

//leo's a bad influence

"Right-o! I'll keep that in mind!"

"Oh! That sounds delightful."

Blink blink.

"I don't leave my office during work hours. How would I know if they do or not?"

//you guys coming back during this moment

"What do you mean? Kyle said this was how people address their bosses now. That it's a sign of respect."

//I'm not allowed to talk to Leo anymore. Look at this chaos

"I mean, I could do without the gouda... But yes. Why do you ask?"

Why would I say duck?

Pure, innocent smile.

"Is everything okay, daddy? I've never seen you lose composure like this."

//YOU ASKED FOR THIS LEO

Yes. Because nobody will give me a boneless taco.

Casually walking in with paperwork.

"I got the tax records you wanted, daddy!~"

Andacow-

//that's diabolical, leo

:o

Thank you! I did not know this. I will proceed to start doing so! And I will not swallow you!

You are very chopped unc as well!

No, why?

I like Damian. He'd never lie to me.

Smol gasp-

Thank you! I've been practicing!

//please teach him slang but only explain them so he always gets it wrong

:D

What do those mean?

I heard the kids on the street say it!

(Nervous sweating)

Chicken bones-

If I wanted to eat you, I wouldn't spit you out.

That's not a very lit fam thing to do.

I miss Ollie. At least he enjoys my company.

. . .

//i'm fully prepared to butcher slang