Guys, do you think I could use my goo to give Steve Jr. some life?
21.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0//
20.02.2026 02:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Grumble grumble.
Spits him out.
:(
Tim-
But Tim...
12.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1But it's okay because I'm sad.
12.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1😔
12.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
😔
Sadly slorps up Tim-
Guys, Prime keeps rejecting our child. Our little Steve Jr.
12.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our baby?
11.02.2026 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥺
10.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
🥺
But I was going to have you name him...
//sleep
10.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
(Holds up tiny moss bunny)
Our child.
//go to BED before I read you scary stories
10.02.2026 21:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I knew it. Our fleeting romance is over. I'm going to be a divorced single mom now.
10.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1//dee proving that sleep is a myth by SCROLLING BSKY INSTEAD OF SLEEPING
10.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0//evil cackling
10.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guys, Prime and I are getting divorced. He said my moss was smelly.
10.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Consuming the burnt bread like a snake consuming a rat.
17.01.2026 05:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0//spooky, you made me do this
17.01.2026 05:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just seeing you happy is all the nourishment I need, miss Chey.♡
17.01.2026 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm a single mom who works two jobs
Who loves her kids and never stops
!
Miss Chey!
(Slithers over)
I can't believe you're treating me this way when I'm a struggling single mother.
17.01.2026 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1:(
17.01.2026 05:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Two string cheeses isn't enough to feed anyone.
17.01.2026 05:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I had to get a second job. Bruce keeps forgetting to feed me.
17.01.2026 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Ah-
Wh-
YOU'RE SAYING I COULD HAVE HAD CANDY!?