Eleanor Mason

*guy who thinks "crossing the rainbow bridge" means coming out as queer* I cant believe how homophobic dog owners are

Eleanor embroidering on fake skin worn by an actor

Eleanor embroidering on fake skin worn by an actor

*not real skin!!! * also made an embroidered contribution to this art piece, varicose vein lovers please enjoy these photos of my frog-like squat

2 badges on a tube seat, one reading encourage lesbianism and one reading queers bash back

Photo of Eleanor on the tube

Picked up some new badges + made it in time for the Thameslink

Queens House lit up

Drag artist performing in a historical building

Every year Queen's House in Greenwich has a big lgtbq+ history night and this year I saw a personal ad from 1915 written by a "musical loving" man after a beard

Poops off

Watching my toilet spewing waste but at least the plumber is on her way. Sadly can't turn on TV because of the poo but I'm sure she'll be here soon

Hope you're all happy, I just lost my job at Tactical Choice

Losing in Gorton and Denton is alright actually because you can pop to the Trafford Centre after and do laser quest

Keir Starmer is reading about the cold war today, calling it a "straight fight between the United States and France."

Keir Starmer is watching twilight today, calling it a "straight fight between Jacob and Mike."

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

a dril tweet: turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Imagine being bankrolled by the richest and most powerful people in the world and still losing hilarious day to be reform uk

Who else forgot about Your Party this is a safe space

Got to see the wonderful collection of carved stones at Groam House Museum, Rosemarkie today. A very special place #medievalsky big thanks to curator Aila

You do short films so you can do long films so eventually you can do extra long films and then that's art

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

YouTube video by Thom Goddard Dick and Dom's Cat - singing the "Stoke on Trent #song"

Caught up on pottery throw down tonight so had to remind myself of the best song of all time youtu.be/DOnqBFYSQK0?...

The STARCH god I bet his stomach was like Dr beckmann

Poetry

This is all incredible but "for my part, however, specifically, I'm sorry to have failed on this occasion to keep my instinct for partying..." feels like one of those improv games where each person adds the next word to try and make a sentence

Can't believe I've not heard this, next time we see each other I'm going to need a full breakdown

That is BANANAS

A friendship group can't function without one person being a little bit fascist

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Eleanor Mason comedy writer/director

Just updated my carrd website which I made by hand through cutting up those free magazines you can get on the tube/ outside sainos plus a couple of printed photos EleanorMason.co.uk

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

- LOTR is about a world at war.
- A world war?
- No.
- Right.
- Imagine worlds, warring.
- A world war?
- No way. Think of a colossal fight.
- Colossal. Or maybe extraordinary? Or Great, like, a Great War?
- Yeah, yeah I'd say it's about a Great War.
- THE Great War?
- How dare you.

Can't wait for the next series of The Crown (prosecution service)

Tfw you didn't study much medieval history at school