Azusis

They're always putting things in their mouths

sus

You'd make a cute doe :)~

That looks like one sad waffle ngl

At last, I can retire

So long, bumper-to-bumper warranty 🫡

thx

hi

What's up

How's it going

How r u

Fine

Electric bike = trucks intentionally trying to hit you, being honked at, getting associated with people in spandex

Electric skateboard = kids rolling down their windows to shout awesome at you, random thumbs up, everyone's starting a conversation with you where the first word is "duude"

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

why money gone at end of month, where go?

[pulls up spending reports]
House: One billion dollars
Pets: One million dollars
Self: Twenty bucks

Hmmmm better spend less on myself this month!

I loved that area :) looks like it wasn't too crowded either

Ow my pecs

I love my two types of friends that are like

1) "I love board games, I'm so good at scrabble."
and
2) "I love board games, my kitchen table is exclusively used for War of the Ring. What's your favorite race in Root?"

> Be me
> Lost 50% of staff, working hard
> Inherit project that's been passed around for 11 months
> Have had project for 3 weeks
> Called into meeting to be scolded for why project has taken a year

🙃

Oh you'll squeeze him alright

Flashing slab 11c feels better than any other 11c

It's just so technical, I love it

Security guards? Big hooves for big bonks 😁

Wacom, living in the past since 2002

I'm a bad person

Leave me alone, Microsoft!!

Murica :(

Does he.. need some cuddles? :)~

Oh no

Good luck!

:(

Real

I'd celebrate anything that gets people to stop genital mutilation.

That dolphin and those under water effects are so good!