Phil Rau

Woo! Just crossed the 50K pledge level!

Jesus Christ, plutocrats. You wanna fucking do something now that it's affecting you too??

Wait wait wait wait.... The term "snowflake", derisively referring to someone who gets their feelings hurt too easily, comes from Fight Club?

The right wing assholes who love to use this term know that Tyler Durden was satire and not actually meant to emulated, right?

Is that what these things are called? Not tweet but skeet?

OMG! I still say Talleyrand in Griff's voice!!!

Geez Wordle. Who hurt you today?

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Dammit. The squirrels are figuring out the bird feeder. Looks like it's time to invest in a baffle.

I bought a humidifier and the instructions were:
1) Do not turn on without water.
2) Run for 30 minutes before use.

I ... like ... can't?

Awww... Love birds!!

Just installed my smart bird feeder with species detection... Apparently, I'm a northern cardinal ..

You have posted the actual truth.

My manager asked what a Wawa was in my team meeting today. When I explained it to him, his response was "So, just a convenience store?"

I am currently preparing my resignation letter. I don't need that sort of negativity in my life.

Ye'es. :)

I don't want to brag or anything, but a kitty let me pet him for like 2 minute this morning on my morning walk.

Dammit. Got change for a loonie?

New lock installed, excellent movie watched with the family, and new game played with the family. Consider this a good day.

Wait, wait, wait, wait... WAIT.

Are you telling me.. that there is a feed on BlueSky that has pictures of cats? And another with dogs?

AND THEY AREN'T ON DEFAULT????

Ouch. When the Roman Catholics are like "Yeah, this guy isn't one of ours", you know that you've crossed a line...

Relative to an American diet, you are knocking it out of the park!!

What the actual fuck is wrong with people???

But on the plus side, no stopping. And, there's lots of room for growth!

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .

Results of running on the trail for the first time in over a month:

I'm representing today!

Also, can I just say that this might be the most self-reflection and amiability that I've ever seen on social media? I like your style, good sir.

<smacks forehead> I totally see what you are saying. My shitty typing skill certainly did not help.

I think that you've got what I was trying to say. "These fuckers" is what was going for, as in people who use the R-word.

Sorry that I created such a confusion; I'll do better moving forward.

Did.... Did the cat take that first pic for you?

You just called me a twat and said that I was on my high horse. That's why I wasn't kind. Respect is a two way street, brother.

OK. Don't capitulate to authoritarianism. Don't use the R-word. It's not that hard.

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While it just shouldn't have been that close to begin with, this pisses me off even more...