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It’s me. Daniel.

@atomicedgy.bsky.social

I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just a master of the last-minute breakthrough. Stand-up-ish. Part-time solipsist. πŸŒ† ATL

71 Followers  |  133 Following  |  150 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.8782

Latest posts by atomicedgy.bsky.social on Bluesky

I would tell you all to vote next time, but this is just an echo chamber.

19.09.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

18.09.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 67583    πŸ” 16222    πŸ’¬ 1193    πŸ“Œ 539

Watching the #Katrina documentary on #Netflix, and I’m reminded that we can build detention centers for people we don’t want here, but we can’t build shelters to house people who’ve been here for generations. πŸ€”

05.09.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.09.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can you orgasm from schadenfreude? πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ #RoastOfRFK

04.09.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#BabouCeesay has Bond villain vibes, and I’m here for it. πŸ™Œ #AlienEarth

02.09.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We’re at the WH monitoring the situation in Minneapolis. Join all of us in praying for the victims!

We’re at the WH monitoring the situation in Minneapolis. Join all of us in praying for the victims!

They were already doing that when someone shot them, you stupid motherfucker.

27.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Are we looking at a #DetroitTigers vs #MilwaukeeBrewers #WorldSeries this year? πŸ‘€

16.08.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Expect to see way more accurate calls with #JenPawol behind the plate tomorrow. Can’t wait! #Braves #GirlDad #LFG ⚾️ #ATL #AtlantaBraves #MLB

10.08.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait until he stops lying.

31.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s that old-sounding word he just used? πŸ₯΄

31.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Given the shit-to-shovel ratio these days, yes. πŸ€”

31.07.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon unicorn is sitting on a staircase and saying `` aaannndd why should i care '' ALT: a cartoon unicorn is sitting on a staircase and saying `` aaannndd why should i care ''
24.07.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for snagging another one on the way down, Ozzy. πŸ‘Š

24.07.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan dies at 71, WWE says - The Washington Post apple.news/ATBZagCKYTai...

24.07.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coca-Cola to add new drink made with cane sugar after Trump's push β€” USA TODAY A week after President Trump said Coca-Cola would change its recipe and drop high fructose corn syrup, Coke says it has a new drink coming.

Because we’re not allowed to say β€œMexican Coke tastes better” anymore? πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ apple.news/AsrF8lqnRQau...

22.07.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just finished it. Holy shit is right. 😳 So much heart went into that. Watched it on HBO Max but bought it immediately after and can’t wait to rewatch it.

Did you watch Lovecraft Country?

21.07.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fox Bros. BBQ

17.07.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But. He. Helped. Put. That. Clown. In. Office. πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ 🀬 @georgetakei.bsky.social

17.07.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody know where I can score lots of MCR tickets? 🎟️ πŸ’€ πŸ₯

17.07.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incorporating a run through a cemetery as part of your workout is a weird flex to the dead.

17.07.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters β€” the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. β€” are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.

15.07.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 39011    πŸ” 10344    πŸ’¬ 1014    πŸ“Œ 443

Should’ve been Outiast. Fight me. #AllStarGame2025 #MLB #MLBAllStar

16.07.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. β™₯️

Happy Independence Day πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

04.07.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 59519    πŸ” 9134    πŸ’¬ 1027    πŸ“Œ 237

What were the tariffs on the fireworks this year? πŸ€” #FourthOfJuly

05.07.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing that #WTFPod is winding down without ever having hosted @aaronut.bsky.social is not something I saw coming. 🫣 @marcmaron.bsky.social

Is there still time to change this?

02.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s on my list. 😬

02.07.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) ⭐ 7.5 | Animation, Action, Adventure 1h 25m | R

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @dantrachtenberg.bsky.social www.imdb.com/title/tt3646...

24.06.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we great again yet?

23.06.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New parenting game unlocked: Have your kid drive somewhere on Apple Maps street view without letting them input an address. πŸ˜‚

21.06.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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