It’s me. Daniel.

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Hehe…TP. 🤭

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I would also like to contribute whistles. 🙋🏻‍♂️

Any idea where I can donate 100+ whistles?

@tcw123.bsky.social How can I distribute whistles for the cause? Been printing for a few days now.

Anybody need whistles?

Understood

Anybody need whistles?

Where can I distribute whistles?

I would tell you all to vote next time, but this is just an echo chamber.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Watching the #Katrina documentary on #Netflix, and I’m reminded that we can build detention centers for people we don’t want here, but we can’t build shelters to house people who’ve been here for generations. 🤔

Can you orgasm from schadenfreude? 🙋🏻‍♂️ #RoastOfRFK

#BabouCeesay has Bond villain vibes, and I’m here for it. 🙌 #AlienEarth

We’re at the WH monitoring the situation in Minneapolis. Join all of us in praying for the victims!

They were already doing that when someone shot them, you stupid motherfucker.

Are we looking at a #DetroitTigers vs #MilwaukeeBrewers #WorldSeries this year? 👀

Expect to see way more accurate calls with #JenPawol behind the plate tomorrow. Can’t wait! #Braves #GirlDad #LFG ⚾️ #ATL #AtlantaBraves #MLB

I can’t wait until he stops lying.

What’s that old-sounding word he just used? 🥴

Given the shit-to-shovel ratio these days, yes. 🤔

Thanks for snagging another one on the way down, Ozzy. 👊

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Wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan dies at 71, WWE says - The Washington Post apple.news/ATBZagCKYTai...

Coca-Cola to add new drink made with cane sugar after Trump's push — USA TODAY A week after President Trump said Coca-Cola would change its recipe and drop high fructose corn syrup, Coke says it has a new drink coming.

Because we’re not allowed to say “Mexican Coke tastes better” anymore? 🤷🏻‍♂️ apple.news/AsrF8lqnRQau...

Just finished it. Holy shit is right. 😳 So much heart went into that. Watched it on HBO Max but bought it immediately after and can’t wait to rewatch it.

Did you watch Lovecraft Country?

Fox Bros. BBQ

But. He. Helped. Put. That. Clown. In. Office. 👏 👏 👏 🤬 @georgetakei.bsky.social