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This sounds like an ad, but it's about murder.

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist.

He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

oh no

‘We’re in it’: Democrats won’t rule out giving Trump more money for Middle East war Democrats will have to balance a desire to criticize Trump’s offensive in Iran with pressure to support funding to defend the nation now at war.

We already went through this shit in Iraq. You don’t fund the GOPs dumb as fuck wars. Period. This isn’t hard. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

it doesn’t take a whole lot to recognize that this is a vote that’s going to be hung around your neck for the rest of your careers

you can just not do it, it’s pretty easy actually

Damn #Knicks

That White House Correspondents' Dinner should be so so fun for all. 🙄

Damn

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Oh boy

Oh no

You do not mess with my Dunkin' Iced Coffee. I don't even care if it is made with sewage water.

Someone should ask Noem if she is fucking Lewandowski.

Here are 4 districts the TX GOP gerrymandered to gain seats in November, with the Dem and GOP primary vote. Dems outvoted GOPs in every one of them.

Dummymander? Maybe.
If Texas emerges from the midterms with only an R+1 that's hysterical

The Texas Senate Republican primary will go to a runoff with John Cornyn and Ken Paxton advancing, NBC News projects.

I'm fucking tired.

Garbage network looks at trash

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#Knicks!

The Senate match-up is now set in North Carolina: Roy Cooper (D) will face Michael Whatley (R) in November.

This was very heavily expected, though Whatley had some competition in the GOP primary.

(That's also the first result that gets updated in our guide: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...)

Wow: In the early vote, it's a blow-out *so far*.

Rodney Sadler, the progessive pastor and activist, leads state Representative Carla Cunningham 75% to 18%.

(Stay tuned as we see how the Election Day vote compares, but that's an ominous start for the incumbent.)

Context:

Holy shit. These people shouldn’t be near sharp cutlery, let alone seats of power.

Mullin: “This is war.”

Raju: “You concede this is war?”

Mullin: “We haven’t declared war.”

Reporter: “You just said it’s a war.”

Mullin: *stammer

It's like every 5 minutes I see some new batshittery...🫣

Oh fucking great.

Everything is like:

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So is Jessica Tisch going to have another fun dinner date with Sid Rosenberg?

What a fucking disaster.