Robert Brookes 🌿

i suppose stapling my dick to a slightly more difficult to use car *is* preferable

😂

The only people gonna be using this are the ones forced to because contracts were signed high enough up an institutional ladder that productivity and security were abstract concepts

forced obsolescence into mediocrity sure is a fucking metaphor for the last decade or so ain't it?

I was hesitant, too, but I use it almost every day now

It's as close to a 1:1 recreation of Photoshop up to about CS2 or so.

The interlinked PC World article is a little more substantial but it's all still speculative

dark fucking times

photopea.com has been a life-changer and it's free (with ads) or a very small charge to use and it's almost every essential I need

I was literally just thinking how I didn't want to move to a goddamn Mac or Linux but they're really forcing my hand

yeah I was hoping 11 was a bad experiment but nope they're just going all-in on slop

windows 12 giving some big "new coke" energy

Microslop's complete and utter fucking collapse and panic-driven pivot back to "classic" windows cannot come soon e-fucking-nough

Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS Reports suggest that Microsoft may be gearing up to launch Windows 12 this year, which will be a modular and AI-focused OS.

i would sooner staple my dick to a moving car than use this trash

tech4gamers.com/windows-12-r...

can you imagine if the car service AAA worked like AAA game studios?

Sorry, your car didn't automatically start on the first try so we're going to scrap it and close the plant that made it

Y E S S S S S S

Can't stop thinking about RE9. What a truly phenomenal game. I really hope they do a solid story DLC for it like the last couple games, because I just want more!

anna i fear you're about to become a part of The Narrative

close enough, welcome back silent hill pt

That said I did enjoy everyone getting progressively more and more fucked up as the story progressed. Blood-stained and bandaged and just like 😩

I had this alternate costume for Grace unlocked the whole time and never used it 😩

lol yes 😂

Just rolled credits on RE9, what a great goddamn game.

Me Playing as Leon: Oh! A licker! What fun nostalgia!!

Me Playing as Grace: [incoherent screaming]

It is 1998: I am eating a bowl of cheez-its and stalking through the RPD with Leon Kennedy

It is 2026: I am eating a bowl of cheez-its and stalking through the RPD with Leon Kennedy

artwork of resident evil requiem character, grace ashcroft, being dragged by a monster. with caption "every day is a new horror"

i drew this last halloween for capcom! cant believe the game is out now

Artwork featuring Leon Kennedy and grace Ashcroft facing off with infected monsters.

It's time to survive the horrors in Raccoon City! #residentevilrequiem is out NOW! #ad #re9 @residentevil.capcomusa.com

SpongeBob in Silent Hill

John Wick disintegrating a motherfucker

Grace Chapters Leon Chapters