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Robert Brookes 🌿

@sphynxian.bsky.social

Senior Quest Designer @ CDPR // Cyberpunk 2 | previously: sr narrative designer @ bungie, game designer @ pathfinder rpg | all (garbage) opinions my own

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I miss all the mossy branches of Washington 😭

05.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also amazing too 😭

04.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see that ghoul in my nightmares

04.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.03.2026 23:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's so good I hope you can play it soon!!

04.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's so fucking good

04.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

man had fucking goo for brains and no soul and hustled 8 billion out of Sony in what can only be called a fucking robbery

04.03.2026 23:17 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

RE9 hitting 5 million sales in 5 days is fucking amazing. Especially since I was told several years ago by an exec that single-player games were dead 🤔

04.03.2026 23:12 — 👍 167    🔁 22    💬 13    📌 6

I don't know who needs to know this... but...

A VPN is not a privacy application. It doesn't hide your location data, specifically. It doesn't encrypt your data, specifically. All it does is route your traffic through a single server somewhere else.

Let me explain. Or don't, this is the internet.

04.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 2024    🔁 326    💬 91    📌 20

s a m e

04.03.2026 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i suppose stapling my dick to a slightly more difficult to use car *is* preferable

04.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

😂

04.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only people gonna be using this are the ones forced to because contracts were signed high enough up an institutional ladder that productivity and security were abstract concepts

04.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 22    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

forced obsolescence into mediocrity sure is a fucking metaphor for the last decade or so ain't it?

04.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 39    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I was hesitant, too, but I use it almost every day now

04.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's as close to a 1:1 recreation of Photoshop up to about CS2 or so.

04.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The interlinked PC World article is a little more substantial but it's all still speculative

04.03.2026 01:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

dark fucking times

04.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.03.2026 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was literally just thinking how I didn't want to move to a goddamn Mac or Linux but they're really forcing my hand

04.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yeah I was hoping 11 was a bad experiment but nope they're just going all-in on slop

04.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 58    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

windows 12 giving some big "new coke" energy

04.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Microslop's complete and utter fucking collapse and panic-driven pivot back to "classic" windows cannot come soon e-fucking-nough

04.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 186    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0
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Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS Reports suggest that Microsoft may be gearing up to launch Windows 12 this year, which will be a modular and AI-focused OS.

i would sooner staple my dick to a moving car than use this trash

tech4gamers.com/windows-12-r...

04.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 1426    🔁 417    💬 97    📌 372

can you imagine if the car service AAA worked like AAA game studios?

Sorry, your car didn't automatically start on the first try so we're going to scrap it and close the plant that made it

04.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 33    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Y E S S S S S S

03.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can't stop thinking about RE9. What a truly phenomenal game. I really hope they do a solid story DLC for it like the last couple games, because I just want more!

03.03.2026 03:27 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

anna i fear you're about to become a part of The Narrative

02.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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close enough, welcome back silent hill pt

02.03.2026 02:03 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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