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Happy Thanksgiving

It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be spending time with family. It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be spending time with family. It's Thanksgiving you're supposed to be-

A tuxedo cat and a calico, both on different shelves of built in storage in a white closet

shelf cats shelf cats shelf cats

Something something the friends we made along the way.

There's a part in Marvel Comics where Reed Richards and Doctor Doom finish a chess game they started a long time ago. That's almost exactly what's happening today, except instead of Reed and Doom, it's me and an 8 year old.

Ok I'm glad they did but K-Pop Demon Hunters didn't need to go that hard for the THANKSGIVING Parade.

Not a bad float though. Cheese grater shields are kind of ingenious.

Ok Rao's has a float what the actual hell. It's pasta sauce.

This parade reminded me that they're making another Toy Story and another Shrek.

There's a reason for the new Toy Story to exist.

That's not even the first joke you've recycled this year.

I'm not saying we should have stayed the course with this stuff in general, but I just watched Jesse Eisenberg's turn as Lex Luthor from the Snyder Cut again and I really think that guy is due for a redemption. That's the only time he made me feel chills in that role.

I mean, they had about 20 years on you by that point so does it really count?

Male pigeons are such try-hards with females which is endearing and not creepy because, you know...they're fucking pigeons. #nyc

Hey man, as long as you're doing well. I don't like you feeling like I have the right to ask because to me that implies that you owe me something. You can walk away from this anytime you want. It'd be kind of weird at this point but we'd get over it.

@littlekuriboh.bsky.social I love you man but I would love to know if the next Abridged episode is in 6 days or 6 months. This time is unusually long and my first thought was that maybe you're not all right. So just checking on you as a fan in what I hope is a non-parasocial way. Keep being awesome.

Learning that you're wrong is secretly awesome, don't tell anyone. 🤫

People last year: "Kendrick Lamar's high concept meta commentary suuuuucked"

NFL: "ok here's international superstar Bad Bunny."

"No wait"

This is McDonald's gimmick. The others need to find their own.

Central Queens Boulevard is like an airport. That's the only other place I can think of where you'll find a JC Penny across from a White Castle.

Switch Palace.

SWITCH Palace.

It's been right there in the name. For a long time. Come on, Nintendo. Do something with that.

Just had my first full conversation with Gemini and it was, appropriately, very serious.

*Deletes Monster Hunter from my Switch because I never play it*

*Sees Monster Hunter featured on a YouTube list video* "I should finally play Monster Hunter"

*Redownloads Monster Hunter and will play it this time promise*

A ★★★★ review of Superman (2025) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

I wrote my first Letterboxd review.

boxd.it/apRVaj

@citibikenyc.bsky.social stop forcing me to rate my ride.

I mean you shouldn't eat it raw or after it's been sitting out overnight, but yeah, other than that it's pretty much bulletproof.

Want to know something horrifying I discovered about bacon? You'd think eating it frozen would be the worst way, and maybe it technically is, but it still tastes amazing. It's the food with no weaknesses.

Trader Joe's, you know I love you but you basically just made Big Mac sauce so tone it down.

I stepped on his little paw accidentally so to make it up to him I'm giving him second helpings AAAAAND letting him eat them at the table. Don't let it go to your head, Mr. Jug. #catsofbluesky

Tbf it goes on to explain that each search engine has its pros and cons but nah "Hey Google, throw some shade."

Stretch goal idea: audiobook version of the graphic novel with the cast of the show.