Pyronoid! 🦉🐻

I'm not in trouble but it is becoming like an increasingly violent conflict between engineering and SecOps which is REALLY funny

this is now an Incident™

i ran my "get a new MacBook ready to develop on" mega-script and got yelled at for installing Ueli 😊

i think engineers have a responsibility to get a strongly worded message from security personnel as quickly as possible. its our professions rite of passage.

i did it for you, boss

work is going really well. its only day 2, and ive already been in trouble with the IT department.

im really tired and i parsed this as like, sitting next to Jason Statham while you watch The Meg. hes focused squarely on you, he wants to make sure you react to all his fave bits properly

if this guy finds out Subnautica exists hes gonna lose his shit

feels like over time the Indie Directs (and indie shows in general) have become "are we finally going to see Silksung at this one" and i think you should fucking grow up honestly

i hope you're all ready to be pleasantly surprised by things you've never seen or heard of before made by underappreciated creatives at this Nintendo thing on Thursday. maybe you could even buy something

Thats right! I'm at the Moomin Shop.

I'm only in London for a couple of days around work, so I need to make the most of the time to do all the best tourist stuff

knew it was never gonna be 1:1 for myriad reasons but the way the Chipotle EVO Ad is so squeaky clean really makes me laugh when contrast against, like, a hastily refit kebab shop in the East End

needed to feel like a human again so i ate an entire Chipotle bowl in a park

this is what it looks like to me when i see any Pepe-adjacent thing in any context whatsoever. you look like this.

unexpected benefit of having to get up at 3am today was bring able to catch SF6 finals on 5G on a train. this game has so many beautiful women.

pulling out one of those big cardboard boxes at an EVO Grand Finals but it turns out im using it to obscure a really big cheeseburger

Barathrumite voice

Disgruntled Eposters

one impression i got from my EA run was that you need to move up the car hierarchy to progress and remain competitive, which isn't necessarily bad, but I would very much enjoy the spectacle of dusting endgame cars in the Copen or that box car

thinking lately about Tokyo Xtreme Racer a lot, think thats gonna be really fun to totally restart and blast through once its out of Early Access

no streams until, like, Thursday? at the earliest. that's if i fancy streaming after a three hour train journey. i will be in a godless wasteland until then.

london tomorrow. dreading it. who the fuck invented London

The wiki page for it is separated into two main sections "Will not cause an explosion" "Will cause an explosion" The latter is much, much larger than the former

Caves of Qud

great for ROMs since you just add them to your SMB and everything has access to them!

I love a regular old Random Game Saturday.

gonna buy more shmups

anyway Earthion is sick, thank you Ancient