Chris Ray Gun 🇵🇷

Proud of my home city

❤️NYC❤️

I’m enjoying oblivion

It’s a joke but I find the passive nature of turn based games incredibly uninteresting.

Talking about GamerGate in 2025 is wild 💀

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Hour 1 of Marathon:

-Eh, I don’t get it.

Hour 4 of Marathon:

-The gunplay is nice at least.

Hour 17 of Marathon:

-I NEED MICROPROCESSORS NOW!

If I don’t get into this alpha test I will straight up lose my goddamn mind.

You seem like a triggered loser.

Israel sucks lol

good trip

BACHELOR PARTY IN VEGAS

Watching Invincible and it’s frustrating how correct Cecil is about damn near everything.

Severance good

Nobody that complains about a comedian “going woke” actually likes stand-up comedy

Playing Pool

The new Severance episode isn’t bad, but it’s very much the weakest one so far.

Little update: I’ve got a Flu AND Bronchitis

(C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER)

I’ve been kind of bedridden for nearly a week. Won’t be on the next Snark Tank you guys see, but I’ll try my best to be on the one after. I’m gonna be monitored tonight keep it from turning into pneumonia.

FUN TIMES!!!

I think multiplayer should be there too, but Horde I think is more “in” right now anyway. Games like Helldivers 2 solidify that. It was a head of its time and people have been clamoring for G2 Horde for years.

Locking that experience to the original Xbox 360 copy is such a thoroughly lame idea.

If the rumors are true and it’s only campaign and no Horde/PVP, this is very anticlimactic. Especially Horde mode.

Gears 2’s Horde is FIRE. Building a “Collection” without it feels like intentionally sabotaging your game right as it’s introduced to a brand new audience. Also just seems lazy.

Just saw Trump say the government spent “8 million dollars making mice transgender” and when I looked it up it was actually transGENIC. Motherfucker can’t even read.

I’m sorry dude, if you’re still somehow gargling this illiterate octogenarian’s nuts I just can’t respect you. Stupidity is a choice.

Incredible strength and courage from Zelenskyy. Standing up to a room full of bullies in an orchestrated, stage-managed ambush. Never backing down. Never letting the lies take root. Absolute hero for the ages.

Bezos as well.

this makes jerking off an ethical nightmare

This is one of those “so tired and busy I’m going to sleep at 7” kind of weeks

I’m gonna throw a big party when Elon dies and everyone will be invited.

100+ HOUR GAMES

I haven’t been on Twitter in weeks and everything feels so much better tbh

I like Avowed.

It’s especially a unique feeling now. I feel like we’re infinitely more cynical than we used to be (generally), so having everyone understand how big this WILL be feels distinct and uncanny.