Cory T. Clay 🏳️‍🌈

a girl with red hair is standing in a field and saying well , that was a freebie . ALT: a girl with red hair is standing in a field and saying well , that was a freebie .

The FBI today. #utah #fbi

YouTube video by The Vidhole Do Not Diddle Kids - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I'm just going to leave this here. For no particular reason...

That leap!

Still dodging dangerous icebergs in the Straits! Whew, that was close 😂

That's a nope-rope.

You don't have to entice me with tickets to repost that face!

Giveaway Alert! We're giving away a 4 pack of general admission tickets to the aquarium! To enter, repost this photo. Contest ends Monday 3/31/25 at 3PM EST*. Good luck!

Please be aware of spam accounts that may pretend to be Mystic Aquarium in the comments. No outside links are required to enter.

bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat ALT: bender from futurama is holding a purple camera and says neat

Thanks Bender 😂

No sir, freighters!

Back on the job. Well my main gig that is!

Highly recommend FreeTaxUSA (free federal, $15 state). I switched from TurboTax this year and it was a great experience.

Checking in. Still winter out there!

These littles are adorable!

I've got two available for the cost (free) of one!

Just gonna add Art Teacher to my resume. First days are always the toughest.

I still don't want to take my head out of the sand. For my own sanity, I'm actively trying to stay out of the news. :(

About to be offered a contract to be a long term substitute at a special education school doing art. Oh boy this is going to be interesting. 😂

It was a cookie day today - Shortbread jammies (with blackberry jam), and hot cocoa chocolate chip. Not my best showing for either. But it's fun to try (and not so fun to cleanup)

Sorry we let you down, President Carter. May you rest in peace. Thank you for everything you have done.

Ive never felt more seen!:)

Thick cut pepper bacon (I call it crack bacon), when it's cooked to just the point that it seems like it melts in your mouth the moment you take a bite.

Happiest of Holidays to everyone out there!

YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic Someday At Christmas

My absolute favorite of the season. And so perfect for the year ahead.

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in!

Watchful Steller’s jay.

Apparently when I turned my statement into a question, I didn't proofread it before submitting. I forgot to change . to ?

Does this means I better start accepting pineapple on pizza. I'm not sure I can live like this.

Just received part two of the Equifax settlement. Apparently my identity is worth an additional $22.31. Not yet high enough yet for my killer to be charged with terrorism.

Do you still have her clean your teeth on the anniversary of your first meeting? How romantic would that be! 😂

a man sitting in front of a sign that says ' ahahahaha haha ' ALT: a man sitting in front of a sign that says ' ahahahaha haha '

At least it will be interesting! 😜