People who step into the road without looking, while staring at their phones, deserve to be run over.
27.02.2026 22:55 β π 90 π 4 π¬ 10 π 1
The Foreign Office have issued official advice for UK citizens who now live in Dubai:
"You're on your own you tax-dodging bastards! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
"So Mr Trump, what was it that first attracted you to the country with the third largest oil reserves in the world?"
01.03.2026 08:43 β π 481 π 109 π¬ 6 π 0A bowl of peas should do the trick!
01.03.2026 16:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Influencers in Dubai switching from βeverybody should move hereβ to βthis Is a crisis and the British government should get me out of hereβ without a single blink
01.03.2026 14:16 β π 367 π 77 π¬ 14 π 7
Curse of Bullseye strikes again.
@apiln.bsky.social
www.itv.com/news/anglia/...
@apiln.bsky.social
This looks important.
www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/2589544...
Let me guess, wealthy people who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now want the countries they moved from to protect them?
01.03.2026 12:16 β π 15690 π 3711 π¬ 536 π 166STRONG AGREE!
01.03.2026 12:25 β π 67 π 22 π¬ 3 π 0Obviously it's not funny to laugh at British expats who are being bombed in Dubai having fled there to avoid the violence of Britain, of course it's not, stop it, but a million flowers for "Dynorod Stewart". Exceptional work.
01.03.2026 11:51 β π 125 π 38 π¬ 14 π 4I'll often fall asleep watching Friends.
28.02.2026 08:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, as of today I've finished at Wolverhampton Homes and I'm back to Telford and Wrekin from Monday, couldn't be fucking happier (despite my colleagues in Wolverhampton being amazing)
27.02.2026 22:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Been working on a Wolverhampton Homes contract recently.
Met a tenant the other week who was a fan (and steward) at Wolves.
He was looking forward to his visit to The Nest, he knew Wolves were going down but didn't want the record for least points on the Premiership.
He'll be happy tonight.
Yeah, she's projecting.
Been there, got the tee shirt.
Not if you keep it in your pocket when visiting him.
26.02.2026 06:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I absolutely despise some people.
25.02.2026 18:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"I don't care it's a story about a pub, get a Nottingham Forest mention in somehow"
www.nottinghampost.com/news/notting...
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Ah flags, that well known spirit lifter.
www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/local-n...
The entitlement is strong with this one.
25.02.2026 09:04 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Only here for this reply.
24.02.2026 18:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
joke of a council, but flags yeah, plenty of money for those
Stolen from FB
24.02.2026 11:04 β π 45 π 13 π¬ 1 π 4