Do you mean Isaac Newton?
30.04.2025 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you mean Isaac Newton?
30.04.2025 23:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss Joe McCarthy
24.03.2025 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I had an extremely possessive mother: For her the cutting of the umbilical cord was elective surgery.
24.03.2025 22:31 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I don’t like to beat a dead horse but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever done.
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I maintain that remembering an old joke is just as hard as writing a new one @pftompkins.bsky.social
15.03.2025 16:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There was no fuss at all when Dylan used an electric can opener.
18.02.2025 23:44 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0A few years ago, I had a parrot and not only did he bite, but he was a verbally abusive.
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@pftompkins.bsky.social
I’m following you Paul. Watch your step,
Jonathan
Yesterday I bought what I thought was a cured ham. Turns out it was just in remission.
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