they must have decided men were stronger than women before either of them came down with the common cold.

got tickets for the richmond show yesterday!! i know you make silly goofy songs but i have so many memories of my dad because of your music. this will be your third tour i’m attending without him.

call me crazy but the government could take half of my paycheck if it meant every person in this country could have a roof over their head, clothes on their back, and food in their belly.

sorry if i’ve been weird lately. it’s just the crushing weight of needing to be a good parent while the country plummets into authoritarianism.

AND IF A NOTEBOOK IS SPIRAL BOUND THE PAGES DONT NEED TO BE FUCKING PERFORATED!!!!

📣📣📣IF A NOTEBOOK IS LINED, THE LINES SHOULD SPAN THE ENTIRE WIDTH OF THE FUCKING PAGE📣📣📣

just spent an hour trying to find the perfect adhd focus music.

i’m done trying to have nuanced conversations about body image with people who haven’t unpacked their fatphobia. from now on when a thin woman tries to tell me that she’s actually so fat i’m just going to agree, “yeah dude you’re huge.”

it’s always a good time to watch fiddler on the roof.

honestly, fair.

look at these smug bitches acting like they’ve done something because my entire fucking party is asleep.

i’m sorry but if the only way you can win a pokémon battle is to use sleep powder or sing, i think you’re a little bitch. (looking at you clefable)

my brother went to this really small liberal arts college in maryland, St. John’s. i imagine 99/100 people have never even heard of it so how random for it to be mentioned in The Home by @judithsonnet.bsky.social what an obscure (and cool) reference!

did someone say JD Vance is coming to town?

i wasn’t expecting a @davidpakman.bsky.social x @pearlmania500.bsky.social crossover episode, but i’m not mad about it.

and i can’t even tell you how many times i asked a friend to “accidentally” tell my crush i liked them

honestly, i get it. one time in high school i “accidentally” sent a suggestive selfie to my crush.

i’m sorry, am i to understand this means we’re calling bluesky tweets skeets?

my mom suggested that we cover my toddler’s face with a washcloth before we rinse her hair out and i think that explains a lot about my anxious avoidant attachment.

i think people are either taking him seriously and taking it as a threat of violence, or people are disregarding it entirely because it’s impossible. i think we need to be very very concerned about this.

i feel we’re misinterpreting trump suggesting that blue states might disappear off the map. he’s not saying that california will be gone. he’s saying the whole map will be red.

ladies, i think we’re going to have to start seducing our republican representatives and getting pregnant with their preborn fetuses. please take a look at HR682 and HR722 for more information.

it’s not that i thought parenting would be easy. i just thought i would be good at it.

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when you hear fox news blaring in the background of a client phone call and you’re trying real hard to stay in character.

BECAUSE SHE COULD HAVE LEARNED HOW TO CONTROL HER POWER AND COULD HAVE BEEN A NORMAL ASS PERSON OR EVEN LEARNED HOW TO USE HER POWER FOR GOOD!!

they were robbed of so much time together. the more i think about it the angrier im getting. like the trolls could’ve erased anna’s memories completely so she forgot she ever had a sister, lock else away, let anna be a normal kid. BUT THEY DIDNT the trolls didn’t do that because they didn’t have to!

she could have learned how to control her power. her and anna could have lived totally normal lives. i think they should change the name of the movie. my suggestion:

we’re watching frozen and it’s the first time i’m really watching it to pay attention and holy shit. worlds. worst. parents. the trolls specifically said fear would be her greatest enemy. so what do mom and dad do? teach her to be afraid of herself and become her own greatest enemy.

am i just a big weeny from weeny hut jr or does it hurt everyone when a toddler pushes their toes into your skin? bc i swear to god my baby’s toes have some inhuman strength.

actually don’t answer that