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thinkin about very important Dog things probably

First panel: angry raccoon with a speech bubble that says "You watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand" Second panel: the back of his hand, with a post-it note that reads "Please be nice to me :("

30 Rock joke

This is a thing I think is lost upon the GenAI crowd. Love this, makes me want to write more silly gay stuff.

JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS

Thank You (Part 1) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gwen has been doing the laundry and is letter her father know that she's finishing it up. He's attention is primarily on his computer. Gwen: Hey Dad, I finished the laundry. I'll start dinner after I put this away. Dad: Hmm... Panel 2 Gwen pauses for a moment and watches her father work. Deep down she's hoping for some further acknowledgement but doesn't want to bring attention to herself. He continues to stay focused on his computer and whatever work that he's doing. Panel 3 Finally, he turns to her and notices she's still standing by the door. Dad: What? You want a medal? Gwen: N-no. Sorry. I'll finish this. Gwen rushes away. Panel 4 Gwen's thoughts turn inward as she walks away. She has several messy thoughts running through her head. Most frustratingly, a feeling of guilt. Gwen (thinking): Is it selfish to wish he'd thank me?

Thank You (Part 1) - Gator Days

archiveofourown.org/works/490881...

I might reboot this. Maybe I just write and drop a 4th chapter? Im not sure, but reading this made me really happy even though I think I've improved a lot as writer over the last two years. It feels good to write something silly and campy.

#furry #furrywriting

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To handle "THE HORRORS" I've gone and read one of my old stories I dropped a couple years back. It's fun, campy, cringe, and a little horny. I think it'd be good for me to pick it back up... But should I reboot it, or just drop Chapter 4? Hmmm...

He's adorable yeah but also I just keep thinking Go Kitty Go Kitty Go Kitty Go, Go Kitty Go Kitty Goo Kitty Go

Im still thinking about this twenty-four hours later.

Why stop at 50 year mortgages? Give me 100 year mortgages. 10,000 year mortgages. Let me be imprisoned by interest payments like Illidan Stormrage to save 100$ a month so billionaires can become trillionaires and no one else can ever own anything again

I hope Black Temple at least has central air.

Still think about this post every so often

Reading some of my older stuff and man, it's not that good but god, it was fun to write. I should write more stuff like that when Im not working on THE BIG THING (tm).

This is Clint!

Alex lies down on a table clutching her knees to her chest. She says "this is my first time getting my butt waxed." The butt wax technician, armed with a waxy tongue depressor says "Talking actually helps if you're nervous." Mildly reticent, Alex says "uh... you see that World Series Game 7?" We switch to Alex's POV. A SSHRIIP sound emanates from between her legs. A small cloth covers her nethers. The technician's face pops up between her legs with a hairy strip. The technician says "yeah, fuckin' brutal, dude."

he just like me fr

YouTube video by Sinto_J Perception Check - Goblin Mode

Hello! After an entire year, I finally finished working on this animation! And apologies for being silent for long periods of time recently, but I was completely locked in😁
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Go Kitty Go! 🐾🎶

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i’m bookpilled rn. literature coded. going prose mode

begging gay event planners to quit it with the flowery tone poems for the description of the event just tell me if im wearing a jockstrap or what

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Digital color drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're in modern clothing and looking and smiling at each other like a couple of smiley guys that are totally gross about each other. They're standing in front of a carnival balloon dart game. There's four orange balloons that have been popped. Ed and Stede are holding a big eyed stuffed octopus who looks like he definitely sees into every future. There's lots of stuffed plushies for prizes. Several are nods to OFMD fics.

...under the pink of sunset with the carnival lights sparkling all around them, the scent of fried dough pungent in the air, and the sounds of strangers laughing and squealing...

@alittlevelma.bsky.social's gorgeous Dart to the Heart! archiveofourown.org/works/646705...

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COKE: is pepsi okay

DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

An illustration of night time at a tiny harbour in a fishing village. The scene is in shades of grey and blue broken by the bright yellow light of a window

"When lamps are lighted in the town" (1968)
Artist: A Buchanan

Beer 🍺

#vonzentart

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Nothing really to say tonight. Feeling tender for some reason.

An illustration of a male gnoll bard wielding a jagged sword with blood on it looking towards the viewer with a menacing smile on his face.

#gnollvember2025 Day 5 - Fight

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