Tesla wants to sell you an Optimus robot for $50,000. But what about the $41,000 salary you’ll have to pay a dude with a VR headset to operate it?

Not going to lie, this week’s SNL cold open might piss you off, but watch this clip till the end. 🤣

What a great headline

My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.

A plate of the same cookies.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Great verb.

Yankees are getting Chamathed™️

Don't Cry For Me, Argentina
- Eva Perón

Don't Laugh All The Way To The Bank, Argentina.
- Javier Milei

#Trump

M16 Eagle Nebula in Hubble Palette. Imaged with C9.25 SCT at f/6.3 with ZWO asi1600mm. Roughly 2 hours of total integration.

M16 Eagle Nebula, Narrowband - From Ryan Kinnett (rkinnett.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2m5YSqn

Einsteins theory has been proven.

free cash flow yield, free cash flow stability, recession-proof.

Can you tell me what were your top three reasons / financial ratios for picking this stock?

$DNTL.TO

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A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Shout-out to the mom behind me in line at the ice cream store last night wearing the shirt that said:

MAMA.
MOMMY.
MOM.
BRUH.

Photograph of sunset light reflected in the water forming two orange and yellow horizontal stripes against a light blue background.

Sunset light reflected in ripples in the water.

Sept. 9, 2025. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.

#sunset #photography #reflections #art #abstract #AbstractArt #MastoArt

"We use coding agents like junior developers".

Cool. So you get the dual benefits of it being slower than an experienced developer to get a half-decent result *and* it never learns.

Bargain!

Prolly. I find EVs to be pricy.

Every argument against recognizing the severity of the starvation in Gaza sounds monstrous because it is. Please consider helping Alaa's family survive these monstrous times.

Recession or lack of demand?

two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking . ALT: two men are sitting next to each other in front of a yellow bus and talking .

Scumbag Adam Jonas had Dojo at $500 Billion in hisTesla sum-of-the-parts valuation. I suppose he’s going to slash his target by $150 per share now, right?

I just finished building a massive Monte Carlo simulation. Can I work at ARK now?

Listen to Bernie!

Let's send a clear message to the Democratic establishment: Honor the will of the voters — stand with Zohran Mamdani!

ourrev.us/24sn7x

YouTube video by JC Christopher 1st Tesla Robotaxi driverless ride in Austin, TX today! I was in the backseat & there was no driver

Widowmaker: There is no detection of the motorcycle whatsoever before it has already turned. (8:30 - 9:00)
#Robotaxi #Tesla

youtu.be/ZkyVbJjuUHw?...

This is what drives me bonkers. I can’t go into someone’s home and inject their kid with some medicine yet they somehow have the right with zero training to test a safety critical system on my child.