FERRIS

HEY. HEY, BABE. I HAVE CALLED SO MANY TIMES PLEASE RESPOND I LOVE YOU. DUMB SLUT. ANSWER THE PHONE. WHY DO YOU HATE ME???

"don't get so defensive over some mediocre piece of ass. i only go for sol douchebag because she's fucking stupid and gullible. it is pretty funny to talk to her since she is so oblivious. if she wasn't a douchebag variant i wouldn't give her the time of day."

the fine piece of ass keeps blocking all my numbers, but I could do this all fucking day!!! i know the phone company hates to see me coming.

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showed up at douchebag's job 🤪 i got shot immediately and now i'm not longer allowed within a certain radius of the establishment. wasn't really paying attention though. too busy staring at her boobs #needthat. 💯

and who might you be. . . . douchebag wouldn't mind if I paid her a visit!!!

( oh ferris is a lying little SHIT. )

where is that fine piece of ass this morning ✨😁 I should visit her at her job.

"yeah, but there is just something about her that is lacking. her personality is very weird. maybe something is wrong with her. at least she IS attractive, and mephiles IS a lucky guy."

ferris. maybe you should stop talking now.

"pretty sure one of them goes by the name of charlotte. she's a bit pathetic, but she's got a hot bod-- . . . .well. y'know how it is! the personality isn't much to speak for. if you know what i mean."

. . . .WOW, FERRIS.

". . . my profile is not for YOUR eyes! it's for the day when douchebag finally finds it and agrees to go on a lovely date with me. you wouldn't understand."

"get the fuck off my reddit profile!"

the sexy back melody is playing in the background as he pours himself another glass of vodka.

"these hoes don't know what they're missing."

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the forbidden douchebag followed back~ i sure do love a great challenge. and there's shadow too i guess 🙄

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wish government shawty would hit my line. 💯 dial me up, babe! . .. why do i hear boss music.

they have the forbidden government agent flavor of douchebag now. 💯😌🙏 #needthat

I NEED HER TO STEP ON ME NOOWWWWW.

DOUCHEBAG IN THE ANGEL FIT? BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.

I AM NOT A CREEP.

🫶 i leave likes on allll her instagram pictures ~ that's very supportive, don't you think?

I SUPPORT HER SO MUCH WHY DO YOU HATE ME.

"I'll burn it all down! I'll give this world a future, and I'll take it from you!"

⚡️Jolt, the Moebian Surge
⚡️The self-proclaimed hope of her world
⚡️Not as strong as Surge, unless she's channeling anarchy energy

🔞Suggestive content warning! MDNI! Dark and adult themes present!

i'm the only douchebag simp that matters. . .

⠀𝑠𝑎𝑦⠀you⠀𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗⠀me ｡ ｡ ｡ ｡

YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE. I AM ALL THAT YOU NEED! YOU CARVED OPEN MY HEART, CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED.

*with sexy back playing in the background* i can take the three of em at once.