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That's why I quit in 2001 and then again in 2008

yamamoto didn’t bother training new aces for leo cup, he’s just reusing his umas from taurus cup (oguri cap, gold ship, evil nature). his gold ship has left-handed and spring runner but he doesn’t care. he hasn’t even done his dailies today

I turned on the baseball game, my first time doing that this year, and within 5 seconds LA tied the game up. I did this.

thinking about this again fresh off rewatching edward scissorhands and beetlejuice. what great movies. all the tim burton films from that era have absolutely no interest in logical lore, just a central concept so compelling that you don't care. it makes you want to believe.

sonic had a rough transition

POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs

TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

You can't make this up.

maybe we should start, idk, regulating things?

Cool mom. #Deltarune

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

okay all the people recommending specific rodent repellent are probably right but what I did when this was happening to me was to fill a sock with mothballs and stash it in there.

Rae and Mimi are standing together at a party. Mimi is holding a soda bottle. There’s a table with chips and dip next to them. MIMI: PRETTY GREAT PARTY, RIGHT? YOU HAVING FUN HONEY? RAE: YEAH, I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW. I'M KINDA OVER HALLOWEEN. Text about the bottom reads: “The Surprise Halloween Party October 31st, 2025 5:00 PM” Zoom in on Mimi’s face. She looks absolutely devastated. RAE: NOW, CHRISTMAS-THAT'S A HOLIDAY I REALLY LOVE. We now see Mimi in a new superhero costume- one themed around Santa Claus. She’s dressed basically the exact same as Santa, but with a green mask on underneath the hat. She is looking determined, and there’s a circle pattern background. It’s almost one for one with a previous panel in this comic. RAE'S CHRISTMAS PARTY NEEDS TO BE PERFECT. THAT'S WHY I'VE TAKE OVER THE MANTLE OF... THE SILENT KNIGHT! IT'S... (SIGH) ALL FOR WIFEY... Text at the bottom says: “ North Pole December 24th, 2025”

Rae the Doe - Mimi's Night of Mischief FINALE

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See, the trick is that "the GM exists for the players' amusement, whose job is to ruin their plans for fun" and "the GM rules like a king, and the players exist to be their playthings" is that these SEEM like opposite maladaptive approaches to play, but they both result in the GM doing all the work.

mf doom lyric ass

mystery inc dressed up as characters from survival horror games for halloween shaggy and scooby as james sunderland and mira daphne as claire redfield velma as mio amakura fred as isaac clarke

Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪
#ScoobyDoo

bro getting a job is fucking DEVASTATING they're tryna spook the NEETs if anything

Alice

(Desperate chaser voice) Damn your cyberpunk Sapphic erotica sounds so original

Comic. [diploma from East State University for Doctor of Philosophy in Document Forgery] [caption] If you put one of these up in your office, and no one notices, you’ve earned it.

Document Forgery

xkcd.com/3160/

The things we do for love

Man goes to doctor while dressed as a clown. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great hitman Agent 47 is in town tonight. Go and see him. He can take care of whoever is making you feel this way." Man takes out piano wire. Says, "But doctor..."

Universal Century Earth Federation political cartoons where Dozle Zabi is riding the "Big Sham" labeled "Newtypism"

your regular reminder that this company can get straight in the fuckin bin

Nintendo will sometimes nuke a fan project from orbit for no reason but there wasn't even lip service to rejecting the "Gotta Catch Em All" thing they did for ICE

it's just about exerting control over the powerless

the humble lion is talking to me..

Nothing Will Change if You Don't Swing the Bat.

Moving right won’t help the Democrats win elections. Moving left won’t help the Democrats win elections. The only thing that will help is moving down. It’s time for the Democrats to become the party of molemen

A cropped screenshot from humankind. It depicts a scene of breathtaking natural beauty with the title "Chad Discovered!"

image you can use when you discover a chad